Dbanksy

25. probably busy fantasizing about a 2D character

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Storming the Capital Building was like a million times easier than the Area 51 raid WTF

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

Shoutout to Pennsylvania for being America's biggest cockblock right now

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

J.k Rowling had to open her big fat mouth and ruin one of my favorite series

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

Hardcore k-pop stans have absolutely no shame they be out here with usernames like 'JiminsWetCumSock' and tbh I don't know if I fear or respect them

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

When a girl retweets a country music lyric account I think that says more about her than her zodiac sign #nothanks

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

My roomate plays Fortnite day and night. If I were to tell him the dispensary is giving out free weed I still don’t think he’d move WHAT IS THIS GAME

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

First lesson in the new place is that the neighbors can see directly into my bedroom. Now on a very intimate level w/ the old lady in building across from me

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

Saw a guy with a Xanation sweater in the bar last night and I think that about sums up where this generation is going

[chao @chaod3r]

Sorry I didn't text u back I was pretending I didn't see it and I ended up actually forgetting

[Norm Kelly @norm]

If Steve Carell isn’t in it, don’t bother. https://t.co/fOn5rJTqQJ

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

@aircanada or I could make my complaints public? I know what will happen when I send this to customer service... absolutely nothing

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

@aircanada telling ALL of my friends and family that you fail to provide empathy towards your customers

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

@aircanada you are now making my sister wait in the airport for about 24 HOURS without any service or hotel packages. this is a JOKE

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

@aircanada don’t think I won’t be telling ALL my friends and family about your bullshit you call service

[chao @chaod3r]

Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

Vegan pizza and gravity falls is a v nice way to end a Monday

[Dbanksy @Thing2of3]

@Thing3of3 It’s the best place for me to complain so obviously I came back