Things Alan Hates

Things exist that I don't like.

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@mitishbruseum They'd really only need one Alan...me.

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@CaDavidCalder We wants Tiny Mousefolk!

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@pramitheus @sundancefest @MichaelGreyeyes What a refreshing review, not because it's glowing, but because it's so well-reasoned and insightful, approaching the work as a reviewer should. It's neither recap nor rewrite. It's a response to the work as it is. Thank you Pramit.

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@Mike_Pence @VP 25! 45! #CapitolHill #25thAmendment #IncitingViolence

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Is it just me, or is #Trump just being Trump, and we're all of a sudden blaming steroids?

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I don't like to be grumpy old man on party nights, but I gotta say, if you're still lighting #Fireworks after 2am on the #4thofJuly, you're the asshole.

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When #Dolores burns down #Singapore on the back of a synth #drogon, let's not F this up! #ImWithHer #TeamDolores #Westworlds3 @WestworldHBO

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Shout out to my @MythosManual crew. The finale of our first adventure is out! Congrats to the team! It was an awesome journey!

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When the apocalypse came, I just didn't expect the zombies to moaning "tooileeet paaaperrrr." #coronapocalypse

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#QOTD #Daybreak is taped before a "live" studio audience. - @MrMBroderick @netflix @daybreakwr

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#Joker is both incredible and awful. I didn't want to endure it, embrace it, enjoy it, and I did and didn't.

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Wishing my @MythosManual crew at Happy 21st Night of September! https://t.co/Azq4gwRThF #REMEMBER #September21st #earthwindandfire

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@MythosManual Missed opportunity! We should have played this at every human worker's funeral. https://t.co/e7c5BUjZVl

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There's a special place in hell for racists who use cruelty to make a profit off of taxpayers. #BorderCrisis https://t.co/OSvuCwmHk3

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Episode 9 of @MythosManual is a big one for me, and after that, my first Crunch Episode (#5). To celebrate, here's my Eulyster mini! Thanks @HeroForgeMinis #rpg #podcast

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OMG @KristyStaky we promised we'd tweet this hashtag for Chapter 5! #sporenomore There. Done. #rpg #podcasters

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What’s that ominous figure shuffling after you in the dark? Is it the restless dead? No! It’s the latest chapter of the Mythos Manual!
https://t.co/RF0JpmSJ5T

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@SpeakerPelosi It's time. #ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW

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@RepAdamSchiff

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I'm being reminded about how horrific this story is. @CaDavidCalder is it too late to use my safe word? SPATULA! SPATULA! https://t.co/onAA69oyZp

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Baby Goats! Doo doo doo doo doo doo. #goats

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In the spirit of our friend Archibald, here's some baby goats to help you leap into your weekend! 🐐💖