ThingsINowSay

Sometimes when I say things to my kids & step away to reflect upon the wisdom I have imparted, I realize how ridiculous the words sounded coming out of my mouth

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

Every phone, every tablet we hand our kids — there are thousands of people on the other side of that screen whose only goal is to exploit, groom, and lure.

This is part of a longer conversation I had with @titaniajordan from @barktechco — one every parent should hear.

🎙️: Parenting in a Tech World

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

My Dad: I got your nose
Me (after confirming I still have my nose):

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“I’ve got stuff all over my hands, but I can’t tell if it’s boogers or cheese so I can’t eat it.” -Wesley #ThingsINowSay

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Domesticated, not demonicated. #ThingsINowSay

#ThingsISayNow #Mispronunciation

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

Fathers are irreplaceable. 

Children with involved fathers are:

— About twice as likely to go to college
— 80% less likely to spend time in jail
— 75% less likely to experience teen pregnancy
— Show higher self-esteem, better emotional regulation, and stronger social skills.

Strong fathers build strong families. Strong families build strong societies.

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In Doorknob, tie goes to the tooter. #ThingsINowSay

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[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

The day my eldest daughter stops pronouncing it "lellow" I will cry a river 🥺

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“Maybe don’t brush your hair while you’re doing the obstacle course.” -N. O. #ThingsINowSay

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“Take your hand out of your diaper before you give him a hug.” -Wesley H. #ThingsINowSay

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“Girls, why does he have glitter on his balls?” -Anonymous #ThingsINowSay #OlderSisters

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“Take your cheese stick out of the laundry.” -Wesley H. #ThingsINowSay

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I could have said, “You wouldn’t have hit yourself in the head with a baseball if you were doing phonics like I told you to.” But I didn’t, did I? I said, “Aw, I bet that hurt.” -LH

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

You don’t know parenting until you send your 3 year old over the edge because you sang along to a song they didn’t want you to sing along to.

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[Sr. Kelly Williams, RSM @KellySpricht]

Get that dinglehopper out of your hair. #dinnertimewithkids love.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

You wouldn't think... 😅

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Are you this intentional about how you raise your kids?

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Don’t take your crab claw to the bathroom. #ThingsINowSay

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Military, not missionary. #ThingsINowSay

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[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Being parent.

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@rayengroves Market Street has these, and my 6YO and 8YO love them.