Thingsbenjaminhasbroken

Benjamin is three. He likes to break things. My things, my house, my patience. My brother thinks I should share this with the world because it entertains him.

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Big sister hasn't found out about this breakage yet... I'm expecting tears. Thanks kid. #parentinginlockdown #ParentingInAPandemic #threeyearsold #destructoboy

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Little asshat. #ParentingInLockdown #threeyearsold #preschool #freshstrawberries #scottishfruit

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Today Benjamin managed to break himself and he is now sporting a Harry Potteresque scar to his forehead. Turns out, NOT listening when Daddy tells you to stay out of the garage has its consequences. Will he learn? My bets are on no.

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Starting his day as he means to go on... #destructo #benjamin #preschooler #parenting #ParentingInLockdown #threeyearold #houseplants

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@seonypony Did he use Zen as a drum?

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Today Benjamin:
Poured a whole bottle of glitter on the carpet.
Turned the hose on and soaked my clean, dry clothes on the washing line.
Squished a banana onto the rug.
#destructochild #benjamin #threeyearsold #ParentingInAPandemic

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@seonypony Jesus, just put them in the bin Seona 😱🤣

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@ChefWayner Hold up! You mean this won't improve?!

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@banks_chef I like to think he takes after his Uncle Dean 🤣