Albert Einstein

Physicist & Nobel laureate venting about students, fellow scientists and people in general. Fluent in German, English and French. Good knowledge of patent law.

[Bantshire University @BantshireUni]

Happy #WorldBookDay 📚

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

@bryan_johnson For sure I'd have to masturbate

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

@elonmusk Accessing peoples brains, what could go wrong 🤔

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

Cristiano Ronaldo reincarnated as a cat

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Watch a drama_queen cat fake injury in hopes of coming inside

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

Telling facts to Trump supporters.

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

I am pleased to announce that I was not funded by the @ERC_Research StG for the next 5 years to study some shit nobody else cares about.

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

All roads lead to more roads

[Justin Kan @justinkan]

All roads lead to crypto.

[Nik Papageorgiou @upmicblog]

Merry Christmas!

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

We know the faculty cheat on the online training modules. But so long as we have 100% compliance, who cares?

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

"The value of a college education is not the learning of many facts but the training of the mind to think."

-- A. Einstein (1879 - 1955)

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

My tolerance for most students is now below zero

[PHD Comics @PHDcomics]

If Research Papers had Comments

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

Academic oath: You shall never cite a scientist who does not cite you back

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Meetings all day today! What a great day! So much work will get done!

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

That person who always asks the hardest questions at every conference

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

Resisting the urge to tell co-workers to ‘fuck off’ is an art

[Dr Emma Hodcroft @firefoxx66]

As an evolutionary biologist, you have *no idea* how hard it is to find tweasers small enough to grab bits of DNA (which is the main part of our job, obvs) #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

@realDonaldTrump

[Albert Einstein @ThinkEinstein]

Scientists in China have successfully cloned two macaque monkeys.
It's quite impossible to tell them apart, said one of the monkeys.