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CR7 has conquered football, broken records, lifted trophies, and now he’s conquered love too. 😂❤️
I nearly lost my respect yesterday because of ₦500. 😂😭
Let me explain…
I entered a keke and told the driver:
“Boss, please drop me at the junction.”
He looked at me through the mirror and said:
“₦500.��
I said, “No problem.”
Simple journey. No wahala.
When we got there, I brought out my ₦1,000 note.
The driver looked at the money.
Looked at me.
Looked at the money again.
Then said:
“Sir, I don’t have change.”
I said, “No problem. I have ₦500 in my wallet.”
I brought out my wallet.
Opened it.
Nothing. 😭
I checked my pockets.
Nothing.
I checked my other pocket.
Nothing.
The driver was already getting impatient.
“Sir, so what are we doing?”
I said, “Wait, let me think.”
😂
At that moment, a woman sitting beside me whispered:
“Oga, give me your ₦1,000. I’ll give you ₦500.”
I almost shouted HALLELUJAH! 😂
I gave her the money.
She gave me ₦500.
I gave the driver ₦500.
Problem solved.
I got down feeling like a financial genius.
Then I reached into my back pocket…
And found another ₦500 note.
😭😭😭
I stood there for about 10 seconds, staring at it.
The woman was still inside the keke.
She looked at me.
I looked at her.
She smiled.
I smiled.
Nobody said anything.
That was the moment I realized:
Sometimes, poverty is not your problem.
Confusion is. 😂😂
Have you ever embarrassed yourself over something ridiculously small? 👀
I love my neighbors, but The Last House taught me that once blood covered people start begging through rainy glass, our friendship is officially over. Susan sorry, I'm pulling the blinds for this one 😭🤲