Spence, The one they call the sword.

I aspire to ascend the great serotonin hierarchy of lobsters.

[Spence, The one they call the sword. @Thinkdeathmetal]

Man, the ravens in Westeros must have upgraded to Amazon Prime. #GameOfThrones

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

Sounds to me like you’re raising a transphobe and internalised misogynist.

You have failed as parents.

[. @WillSasso]

IMPORTANT

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @maddoxrules]

Everybody stop what you're doing and eat shit. Unfriending and blocking anyone who uses this:

[theScore esports @theScoreesports]

Nobody:

Rainbow 6 gamers:

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This 9/11, don’t get trapped in the rubble of your day to day routine. Escape YOUR dreary job and head down to Arby’s extra early for the first responder special, topped with cancer, empty gestures, prayers and a fucking flag for some reason

Never forget the Arby’s

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

The best proof we have that god doesn’t exist is that he just chills and lets us stand around and rot in this nightmare shitscape. Amirite or what, kids? #bae

Enjoy Arby’s.

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

To win in 2020, a candidate must appeal to the swing states.

Accordingly, I am offering voters a bold plan that will eliminate:
• Florida’s climate change problem
• Florida’s iguana problem
• Florida’s drug problem
• Florida
• Eric Swalwell
• Photosynthesis

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Pay Gap Between Men's And Women's Teams Reveals Shocking Truth That People Are Paid To Play Soccer
https://t.co/lXTGipiFSH

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Sometimes the things we’ve done or failed to do catch up with us all at once and we reflect brutally on our lies, our shortcomings, our shoddy parenting, our lack of ambition & the ultimate meaningless of this one fleeting bit of sentience we’ve been forced into.

Enjoy Arby’s.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Welcome to hell

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Whew. That was a big weekend of pretending to care about dead soldiers. Glad we’re back to actively not giving a fuck about the ones who are still alive.

Enjoy Arby’s

[Spence, The one they call the sword. @Thinkdeathmetal]

Lmao, Captain Wamen straight up robs and extorts a dude because he tells her to smile. #hero #rolemodel

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

Marvel has created the worst/most unlikeable HERo ever

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Some people love to go online and talk about how arbys is disgusting. But here’s what they’re forgetting: we’re all irrelevant shit and jizz machines that do nothing but sweat, toil, consume and die. And no one will miss any of us. Arby’s is gross? YOURE fucking gross

Eat Arby’s

[Spence, The one they call the sword. @Thinkdeathmetal]

@jals lol intersectional feminist detected. Always best to weed out people who will judge you blindly by immutable surface level characteristics and their collectivist ideology before they look at you and your character as an individual.

[Spence, The one they call the sword. @Thinkdeathmetal]

I was not expecting @Allegaeon to come out of nowhere with this masterpiece. Blown away. One of the best progressive death metal songs I've heard in years. Wow. Just speechless. https://t.co/AH5tjdTZul

[Jelssss @jals]

Shocking how many women claim to have given birth to dogs.

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

My barber speaks English but I have no clue what the fuck he’s talking about.

Me: I’m taking her to this really good dumpling place.

Barber: Will you smell like garlic when you walk through the door?

Me: Uhh

Barber: My job is to make you look good, how’s that?

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

J.K. Rowling cannot be stopped, she just announced Hagrid was actually a flat earther

[Spence, The one they call the sword. @Thinkdeathmetal]

@foreverdoug I need to watch that.