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Crisis Actor, Street Scum

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Dudes with ponytails always have the most DVD’s.

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@Spotify You’ve increased your price by 40% in the past few months. This is the last straw I needed. Going back to buying actual albums and supporting artists directly.

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@EPCOR Incompetent, insincere, unprofessional, and completely embarrassing. You know, people can see your techs dicking around with no sense of urgency.

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Stop Brett Kissel's Performances at Oilers Playoff Games - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/1rEwnHvcHT via @CdnChange

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@JeffMarek Beaver on the Vezina- has to be because beavers build dams, which goalies do in the net. Has to be.

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@PassportCan Just got my new 10-year passport, and it is not the new design. Not complaining, just curious... is the new design only for 5-year passports?

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@ConanOBrien Old al dente cheeks.

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@jsbmbaggedmilk Or you can eat $5 worth of edibles and be set for an evening of nuanced hockey fandom.

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@the_gunnshow Did you know there was a shooting tonight at West Ed before 8?

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@MichaelBensonn @MikeTyson @francis_ngannou @the_gunnshow

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@bernard_olson @the_gunnshow Mental Illness for a British white rapper.

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@the_gunnshow Just listen to automatic for the people front to back and then do it again. Then listen to monster and wish it made you swoon like automatic, but it almost does.

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@mmamania Reptiles under a vitamin light.

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@the_gunnshow Never before have we seen someone whose whole identity is “I wear shorts” but here we are.

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yoga on my mats
gpt on my chats

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brother what a night it really was

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@elonmusk @mysteriouskat I sure hope the man with the most coins thinks life is pretty good! Jeepers creepers.

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@JasonGregor Kempe chopped his stick a few minutes earlier. cc @FriedgeHNIC

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Ch-ch-ch-chia!

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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Yearly reminder from yours truly via social media to stop using social media. Whips you up into a frenzy. Life isn’t actually this fucked up- just look outside.

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bat man would never suck the jokers dick @Cnn @msnbc @WSJ @WSJBusiness