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[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Playing mandolin more aggressively than my bluegrass colleagues) On the big rock candy mountain, there’s a man who steals your bike

[bowl in a china shop @humourheadshark]

With Austin Powers come Austin Responsibilites

[sexy self defence @bernard_olson]

@jals @the_gunnshow I walked out of the mall sometime around 6:30 PM

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

a team of experts are trying to figure out if JonBenet Ramsey said something racist on the night of her death

[sexy self defence @bernard_olson]

@jals @the_gunnshow I think Steve’s new one should be Costco Business Centre

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Driving in reverse should gain fuel

[boss @boss_on_here]

Austin Powers: (realizing there is a hell and it's the toil of everyday life) wait a tick

[wint @dril]

my most hated james bond theory is that yes there was a real life james bond but he died in saddam husseins tiger pit

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Dwayne "The Post-Rock" Johnson

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Why are people waiting for the bus? It’s not that great

[sexy self defence @bernard_olson]

@jals

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

I don’t like that my phone stops charging at 100 percent. It should charge further

[sexy self defence @bernard_olson]

Brave Little Toaster: Judgement Day

[sexy self defence @bernard_olson]

dude supplements

[sexy self defence @bernard_olson]

SearchHistory Sphinx paradox: there are 0 search results for SearchHistory Sphinx

[sexy self defence @bernard_olson]

1st place isn’t enough

[sexy self defence @bernard_olson]

you think you could do my job?

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

ace ventura’s behavior was not “alrighty then” and it’s not alrighty now