Cal Johnson

Game fiend. Graphics addict. Goof, French Lover, Poet. Travel-happy dreamer. Vocalist.

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@scoorgemcdubl @briantylercohen @NikkiHaley The fuck is wrong with you.

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@McConnellPress fuck you you retarded fuck

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@naomiseibt Wtf are you saying.. Alex Jones literally wasn't right and it's the reason he lost info wars... Jfc

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@ValentinaForUSA @elonmusk This will fire most working veterans.....

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@J1925114 @JagexAsh @OldSchoolRS The linked tweets aren't disappearing, magic 🪄

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@Bailylikitdaily @JagexAsh @OldSchoolRS Because this place fuckin sucks.

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@Breaking_Seth @JagexAsh @OldSchoolRS Ash deciding to post on discord and not Twitter is sad?

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@Noutjan @JagexAsh @OldSchoolRS He's... not leaving jagex. He's just not posting updates via Twitter.

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@WaymoCommunity hi friend. best way to get a Waymo invite code in Los Angeles? Been seeing them everywhere and no code for 5 weeks :(

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@realJoelValdez @laurenboebert Wow you look unrecognizable. How much plastic surgery -have- you had?

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@laurenboebert You realize "# of views" isn't synonymous (means "the same") with "public approval" right? Kind of like your recognition for public hand jobs doesn't mean you've put yourself in some sort of lead just because a lot of people watched you do it.

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@Echo1Project @JustVent6 @laurenboebert So far, all you've done was avoid answering the question by deflecting to an insult on intelligence. Still waiting to see you someday demonstrate the big boy IQ you condemn others for not having.

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@VivekGRamaswamy Your preferred candidate constantly slinging high school insults but you're worried about people not even running for election? That *is* fuckin weird dawgie.

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@CitizenLenz @davidhogg111 @VivekGRamaswamy Oh look more weird dick jokes from the anti gay party. Why you thinking about his hogg there, haus?

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@VivekGRamaswamy Being a little bit of a snowflake if you care that a liberal is calling you weird.

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@Pidbullz @OldSchoolRS It's not your choice. It's not your product. Tolerate it like we tolerate you.

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@OldSchoolRS Which world do we use for the new beta?

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@AlanaBarfield just a friendly reminder you're an awful person. Hope karma continues to serve you well.

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@AmericanAir Yeah, ya know another $12 voucher isn't the answer.

[Cal Johnson @ThinksHesFrench]

@AmericanAir If you can't give us the service we paid for, pay us punitive damages for lost income. Paid you $1100 to waste my whole day. Maybe your CEO can take the $44 million they make annually and actually invest in functioning planes and proper staffing.