Chris Geiser

A family guy, tech-pro, and cycling enthusiast. Anti-doping troublemaker. Opinions are my own.

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

I just published Following the Money — My Cycling Innocence Lost https://t.co/Lejp3l3ksR

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

@ORION_coaching Happy birthday Nate! Guessing that was close to your last Twinkie

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

@ulif @SitkoSebastian @ZabalaMikel @mmateo_march @CyclingResearch Neural networks could absolutely get this done with a large enough sample size - I.e training data - euphemism for OOC testing in an innovative way. https://t.co/aTH4AuJIpj

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

Indeed. Please give me a moment while I loosen the chin strap on my tin foil hat!

https://t.co/aTH4AuJIpj

[Uli Fluhme @ulif]

@SitkoSebastian @ZabalaMikel @mmateo_march @CyclingResearch Who called it first? @ThisGeiser of course.

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

#this #therealX

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

This X that really has cult status...

#punk #punks #punkrock #xtheband #losangeles #history #punkrockhistory

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

Released 39 years ago
Double Nickels on the Dime by the punk rock band Minutemen which includes this Track:

"History Lesson – Part II"

#punkrockhistory

[Orion Coaching @ORION_coaching]

This is pretty awesome. A full team of women doing the entire course a day ahead of the peloton.

[DCG ONE - Marketing Powerhouse @DCGONE_]

AVAILABLE NOW: In "An Evolving Industry, Infinite Possibilities" @ThisGeiser chronicles his personal experience transitioning from a digital agency space to an industry that has doubled-down on technology.
https://t.co/G8JtzvQarJ

#martech #marketingautomation #marketingtech

[The Agency at DCG ONE @TheAgencyDCGONE]

AVAILABLE NOW: In "An Evolving Industry, Infinite Possibilities" @ThisGeiser chronicles his personal experience transitioning from a digital agency space to an industry that has doubled-down on technology.
https://t.co/SPg4FWHcwv

#martech #marketingautomation #marketingtech

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

On this weeks episode of #Shameless

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

@gugliecristina @amynmullen My standard response to all the stimuli has become “so, I just keep working till I drop then?”

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

@danroan @300wNeilW Does that include dodgy medical staff and lost laptop programs?

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

@BigTimeTrackFan @triviumcolombia Alright, I’ll say it - don’t get me started on discussions about sock length!

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

Cycling journalism - it’s time to talk about why you are dying a slow death of 1000 self inflicted cuts!
We can talk about this but we can’t talk about doping. You’re all worthless and weak!

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

#this

[Orion Coaching @ORION_coaching]

Think about the ignorance of this straw man. It comes on the heels of his saying only third-tier pros and amateurs are doping. And that there is no systematic doping on top-tier teams. Yet, these bottom feeder also-rans know how to source EPO and can afford it.

Riiiight …

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

2/2 but seriously - the newest generation not happy with better pillows but we should believe everyone’s clean where all the records are being broken 🙉🙈🙊
The link from Cycling Weakly (spelling intended) https://t.co/0xRJx0vObC

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

1/2The #hottake on doping from @cyclingweekly - highest number of doping cases in 2022 - but hey only 2 at the WTC level. And that wasn’t even a real thing. </sarcasm>

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

@Schnitzel63 #top my intro to the Stranglers

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

Happy Birthday to Paul D. Hudson aka H.R. (Human Rights), British-American lead singer of the American hardcore punk band Bad Brains, born on this day in 1956, Liverpool, England.

Photo by Brooke Smith

#punk #punks #hardcorepunk #HR #badbrains #history #punkrockhistory #otd

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

As the 2023 cycling season gets underway this little earworm from the past keeps popping up!
https://t.co/YqRRgpBjnc

[Chris Geiser @ThisGeiser]

And title sponsored by bookies. 🤔 what could go wrong?

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

Put simply, NFL games are massively bigger spectacles than contests in any other American sport, with thousands more people showing up to NFL stadiums during football season than we see at MLB, NBA or NHL games. https://t.co/8VFUMi16Lk