Airports: "I'm sorry there's a fuel leak and a 5 hour delay"
Me: "I don't like that"
Airport: "We have a puppy room where you can play with puppies"
Me: "Cool cool, take your time"
— My dreams. On behalf of literally everyone.
@martymadrid Restaurants. Bars. Offices. Games. Legit can’t count how many times I’ve seen it about literally everything.
(A bar review triggered this one)