Jonathan Sutton

Sensible to ear and sternum

[DC 🍉🐍😼#FLOPADNI @dcbacks]

I haven’t seen this much blue since i looked at zac gallens savant page

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

•STOP blaming the 2016 Cubs

•START appreciating that the Rays have now died for our sins in 2008, 2020, and 2026

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@MrManJensen @SchwartztoNYI This is the most Marlins reason possible because it is also the saddest

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@snowboiiii La Parka is a goddamn treasure

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@honeybadjar

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@Judicial_Notes @JamesSurowiecki As opposed to Jalen Hurts who as we all know is multiple people in a trenchcoat

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS VERY MUCH NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut the wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular that we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@nicbstme It also sucks at most things, so there's that

[constans @constans]

What is the crime? Eating out a staffer? A succulent congressional staffer?

[Covie @covie_93]

Turns out lauren boebert was the one eating cats the whole time.

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@Barny Every day we wait for your glorious return

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

Thanks for fucking nothing @SouthwestAir, because you all can't get your shit together and get your fucking credit card to actually work I'm paying hundreds more AND not actually getting to use the credit card you gave my wife, so a big howdy fuck you for all that

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@eurofounder How are people not understanding this account yet

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@SleeperDbacks The only answer is Greg Colbrunn

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@KeithConnelly3 @AdamKinzinger lol

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@GoldyHappens Dan Haren snub, IMO

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@FullSelfDog @fiveyearwaruk @FredLambert @telsa @elonmusk @Tesla Very little reason to continue engaging with cult members

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@FullSelfDog @fiveyearwaruk @FredLambert @telsa @elonmusk @Tesla lol k

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@FullSelfDog @fiveyearwaruk @FredLambert @telsa @elonmusk @Tesla When they drive themselves into humans

[Jonathan Sutton @ThisIsATweeter]

@Pez_111 @ZsForZedd @park_jammin @zedsamcat Yes