Jonathan Sutton

Sensible to ear and sternum

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@ScoringChanges People are strangely salty about this and it's really weird.

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@daletrumble @TheEXECUTlONER_ @mikepogge67 Warned twice previously and then threw the bat in literally the only place the catcher would be at that time. Get thrown out, maybe learn not to do something dangerous next time.

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@Jolly_Olive I've watched every game and I have no explanation for how we got here

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@PeterAppel23 Facing the minimum 27 is arguably more impressive than a lot of actual no-hitters

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@mookiealexander Picking these specific athletes is laughable, but the idea that there are probably a decent number of guys with perfect soccer builds who flame out in, say, college football while pursuing the glamor of the NFL rather than properly idealizing their soccer potential is real

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@IAmRickGraham So if Minnesota assigns one of their bad pitchers to be a closer they are magically no longer a bunch of bad pitchers? That's one of the only two implications of your assertion, the other being 'sign a better pitcher and have them close because bad pitchers shouldn't close'

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@GoldyHappens I don't want to go all conspiratorial, but this goes back to before Hazen was even here. The org did this same crap to Upton, and I remember seeing Drew and Eaton's names both get dragged right before leaving. Bauer too, but yeah, that one tracks.

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@AZSports

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@Gambo987

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@Bickley_Marotta

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@podoffame Just another reminder of the Brandon Webb we should have had. Dude might have been an all timer.

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@WreckItRyan @AndThatsBB Definitely getting dragged down by the wrong Luis Gonzalez haha

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This comment perfectly encapsulates how dumb we all have gotten

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We Are Living in the Dumbest Timeline

Donald Trump just posted a photo of a wind turbine next to birds and captioned it “Killing birds by the millions!”

He posted this without irony.

For every single bird killed by a wind turbine, nuclear and fossil fuel plants kill 2,118 birds. Coal alone kills roughly 7.9 million birds a year in the United States. Wind turbines? Between 140,000 and 328,000. That is not a defence of wind turbines.

We are living in genuinely, historically stupid times. Only rivalled, frankly, by the medieval peasants who blamed the Black Death on cats and promptly killed all the cats, which meant the rats multiplied, which meant more plague.

At least the peasants had the excuse of having no access to information whatsoever.

Trump has the internet. He chose this.

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@BaseballWRLD_ I think Kevin Brown was more egregious

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@ClydeTheGlide28 Tony Womack at 9 feels like crazy nostalgia bait. Those two playoff moments in 2001 were undeniably massive, but man was he well below average during his four+ years.

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@FoolishBB All of the replies to this tweet

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@Jolly_Olive He's close, but Kevin Brown's worse

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@BaseballWRLD_ @josephbartacus @realapp lol Rich Aurilia, what are you doing there

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@AnnoyedSoxFan I hate that these views only include the offensive picture but then show the combined bWAR. Murakami currently does have more offensive bWAR than Kurtz, so seeing this page and being confused is reasonable. Kurtz pulls ahead when accounting for defense and base running.

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@BBGreatMoments Don't pitch to Corey Seager in the 2023 world series