Max, not Maxwell

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

An old, but apt fable:

A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character." @Wikipedia

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

My “This is not a golden calf” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

[Pastor Mark Burns @pastormarkburns]

Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment with the dedication of the 22-foot statue honoring President Donald J. Trump.

Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone.

This statue is a celebration of life. It is a symbol of resilience, freedom, patriotism, strength, and the will power to keep fighting for the future of America.

It also stands as a reminder of the hand of God and His protection over President Trump’s life. Time and time again, when his life was threatened, God’s mercy prevailed.

Today was not just a ribbon cutting. It was the public display of a powerful movement that has spread across America and around the world.

I was deeply honored to serve as President Trump’s main point of contact throughout this process, and I do not take that assignment lightly.

I want to personally thank Ash, Dustin Stockton, Brock Pierce, Hershey Friedman, Yaakov Filitchkin, Sam, Jack, and the 6,000+ Patriots who donated, believed, sacrificed, and made this historic moment possible.

Thank you to the entire Trump Doral team for your incredible hospitality and excellence.

And thank you, President Donald J. Trump, for calling me today and speaking to the crowd. We are forever grateful.

God bless President Trump.
God bless every Patriot.
And God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸

#PresidentTrump #SpiritualDiplomats #TrumpDoral #TrumpStatueDedication #AmericaFirst #PatriotMovement #FaithFreedomPatriotism

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

Gun manufacturers just advertising straight to the school shooter demographic now

[Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1]

This 12-gauge folding shotgun fits in a standard backpack and goes from stowed to 'send it' in 3 seconds.

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

A little heavy handed on the metaphor by leaving a giant open space to represent the empty promise of this product

[Tesla @Tesla]

First Cybercab off the production line at Giga Texas

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

French food, low stress prep? The cuisine that gave us the term “mise en place” to describe getting all your ingredients prepped and arranged before even starting to cook?

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

@Kom_EEEE @draskovic007 Strong agree. This is why I frankly prefer french food for home cooking. It's requires less of what stresses me out from a prep perspective, and relies more on technique and ingredients, which I'm happy to learn and am lucky enough to afford.

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

The real “secret” revealed in this attempt at snark is he seems jealous that ICE agents are getting to live out the murder fantasy he’s always envisioned for himself.

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

As a law enforcement officer, I’ve got a secret to tell you about us. This will be shocking info, so make sure you read this carefully…

We hate it when people point guns at us. Like, a lot.

We also love going home. All our stuff is there.

Therefore, if you point your gun at us and cause us to potentially miss going home, it’s going to piss us off and cause us to point our guns at you. Then it all just gets messy.

Hope this helps. Here’s looking at you, Minnesota.

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

The only thing conservatives believe in more than the right to bear arms is that it shouldn’t extend to Black people.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: Anti-ICE rioters are now showing up with firearms at riots in Minneapolis

It could get really ugly after dark out here…

And of course, Walz has the National Guard SITTING AROUND rather than restoring order.

They need to be FEDERALIZED

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

So why not prioritize going after the guy exploiting labor rather than advocating for racial profiling and assaulting protesters?

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Just spoke with a guy who owns a small business. Complaining about the fact that that he pays his employees $18-20hr (minimum) but the people who hire illegal aliens pay them $6.50 an hour and hurt his business.

Many of the people threatening law enforcement and interfering with deportations are just mad that this system is coming to an end.

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

Oh, he was jittery because of a previous encounter with a vehicle? So is the argument here that the shooting was justified because he was psychologically unfit for duty?

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If you want to say this woman's death is a tragedy, that we should pray for her soul as Christians and Americans, then I agree with you.

But the media dishonesty about this officer is an all-time moment in shameless press propaganda.

Does this law enforcement officer have a family? Yes. Did he he get seriously injured by a vehicle just six months ago? Yes. Did he have reason to fear for his life? Yes. Does he have every right to safety while he's doing his job? Yes.

I want our law enforcement officers to do their jobs and come home safely to their family. If you don't like the immigration policy of the Trump administration, attack me. Leave our law enforcement alone.

And it's time for the press to finally tell the truth about this story.

https://t.co/WdAiSc1tcL

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

And maybe when you run in 2028, we should ask why you celebrated the needless murder of a citizen.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Every congressional democrat and every democrat who's running for president should be asked a simple question:

Do you think this officer was wrong in defending his life against a deranged leftist who tried to run him over?

These people are going to try to arrest our law enforcement for doing their jobs. The least the media could do is ask them about it.

https://t.co/yM4cIR20Zt

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

Not even a full year in and we’re at the point where Trump’s gestapo are comfortable murdering people in the street.

[Max Nesterak @maxnesterak]

A witness shared this video with me showing an ICE officer shooting a driver in an SUV in south Minneapolis. DHS says the woman is dead.

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

Wild take but a bunch of childless incel dudes might be the least qualified group in the universe to know what a daycare should look like.

[Cam Higby 🇺🇸 @camhigby]

🚨SOMALI FRAUD IN WASHINGTON:

@choeshow and I spent yesterday investigating Somali daycares in WA.

“Dhagash Childcare” has received over $210,000 just this year. People living at the address claim there has never been a daycare there.

We lay out the facts in this teaser ⬇️

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

So I think this dude’s problem is with reading in general

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

Of course an AI slop video would convince you that America needs a bunch of battleships, you’re 12.

[John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad]

Come on, Dems. be honest. Deep down, isn’t there at least a tiny seedling-sized trace of testosterone left in your brain that looks at this BATTLESHIP video and thinks:

“…okay, yeah, that’s kinda awesome”

Be honest…

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

At this rate, they’re going to put out some AI slop video of Jesus in tactical gear for Easter.

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

AVOID ICE AIR AND SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST!

Self-deport today with the CBP Home app, earn $3,000 and spend Christmas at home with loved ones.

Holiday incentive is valid through the end of 2025.

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

They unironically did the tweet!

[Libertarian Party of Tennessee @LPTN1776]

@GovPressOffice Writing code is a crime now in California apparently.

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

Conservatives need their own space.

“In deep blue cities, it’s essential to have a place where conservatives can find friends, love, and community.” — Raquel Debono

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

Weird, he’s normally so excited at Republicans being able to claim responsibility for ripping away health care.

[Derrick Van Orden @derrickvanorden]

Democrats are solely responsible for this mess.

Period.

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

Telling Americans to deal with tariffs by cutting back on gifts for their kids sure sounds like a winning message just before Christmas.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."

[Max, not Maxwell @maxnotmaxwell]

A woman walking around a dark, empty mansion putting up Christmas decorations for seemingly just herself. It seriously gives horror movie trailer.

[First Lady Melania Trump @FLOTUS]

Home Is Where the Heart Is
AMERICA’S CHRISTMAS

This Christmas, let’s celebrate the love we hold within ourselves and share it with the world around us. After all, wherever we are, we can create a home filled with endless possibilities.