this christmas when my grandma asks when i’m having kids i’m gonna look her dead in the eyes and say “i've decided to end our blood line once and for all” and just see what happens
as much time on the court we spent with each other, these are some of the only pics i can find. I’ll try to think of some good insults for when i see you again, i know you’ll do the same for me
rest easy buddy 🤍
@Samariabwell
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lol literally didnt know CapriSun came in different flavors
like actually never noticed the difference until i bought 2 different flavors at the same time
i can guarantee anyone who’s moved out of state doesnt wanna hear “when are you moving back” “so ya ready to come back home yet???” ever. like literally ever
update: the guy took his phone off airplane mode to pull up YouTube and search “Michael Jackson” mid flight.
after several attempts and obviously no signal, he gave up, put on a tropical hat that says “Dope as F**K” & started reading the bible
what a man