Dennis Miller

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

You know things are going bad when I'm trying to find out when/where I can attend a protest, and I have never gone to a protest in my life.

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

They should have just made Tim Curry and the Plaza hotel staff the only villains in Home Alone 2. No reason to bring the Wet Bandits back. Too forced and too much of a coincidence.

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

Most anticipated Bears game tonight since 2018 playoffs.

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Connor Bedard can’t stop scoring.

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

@MariaHo @PokerGO We need a shot clock in all tournaments. All tables have a tablet now anyways. @WSOP needs to implement this immediately.

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

Markets are tumbling. The world's on edge.
But there is THIS!👇

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
https://t.co/pCpHP27U0E

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

https://t.co/Z6cPVXZjsK

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

Just got my first en passant checkmate in online chess. Life achievement unlocked.

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

...i still want five more high level seasons though before I personally crown him.

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

There's a case to be made that he's the best baseball player of all time.

[MLB @MLB]

SHOHEI OHTANI'S LAST 9 AT-BATS:
8-FOR-9
12 RBI
4 HOME RUNS

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[PokerNews @PokerNews]

Final three tables of the @WSOP Main Event and you manage to call an all-in with Aces.

But then...

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

What a perfect pop song this is.

https://t.co/FkkfdywYeY

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

You can respond to Outlook emails with emojis now. What a time to be alive.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

BALLGAME! CUBS WIN!

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

Ever year I Google "what is the point of the Met Gala". Then I forget by the next year and Google it again.

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

I'm still not over all the FoxTrot and Dom's closing down.

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

@PhilMarsSports Thanks for running it!

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

Baseball's back baby.

[Dennis Miller @ThisIsDMiller]

Gotta admit, this is pretty good. Creed remix. Ha.

https://t.co/f0ybVOquh3