Matt Baer

Team Hot Urkel

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

@admcrlsn This could also just mean some scanners are down at these sites... Not necessarily a sign of high turnout.

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

Oh shit Cuomo's dog did WHAT?!

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

Captain arrested for DWI after Bronx boat catches fire near Hart Island, 23 hurt https://t.co/kXzfj3SYeX

[Conclave @conclavethefilm]

LET THE CONCLAVE BEGIN.

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

subway car smells:

normal = jackpot

foul = nobel-worthy equation balancing distance to destination and how long you can hold your breath

vaguely of lavender and eucalyptus = run for it, a war crime has recently occured here

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

This is just the saddest shit

[Pat McCrory @PatMcCroryNC]

⁦@elonmusk⁩ listen up! I recommended combining EPA, Interior and Energy Departments eight years ago, when President Elect Trump invited me to his NY office. Call anytime for an outside DC perspective from a former Mayor and Governor: :)

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

@aboehler @RichardGrenell @MorganOrtagus @LogCabinGOP Looks like a real fun time lol

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

@Katie4west7 @SteveMcNY Ask him about his famous internship program, made some headlines a few years back lol

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

@SteveMcNY @Riley_Gaines_ @GOPconvention Lol just remember you're still banned from having interns in ny ☹️

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

Serious goddamn insight right here from governor p. no noir

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

I have a bad feeling about how the debate is beginning. Trump is speaking nonsense on many topics, but he's projecting energy; Biden is more substantive but in voice and manner is playing into the Trump narrative that he's old for this job. Thoughts?

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

Bidenomics

[Senator Zellnor Y. Myrie 麥瑞 @zellnor4ny]

New York City needs new leadership — with a relentless focus on making the city more affordable, safer, and more livable.

I’m Senator Zellnor Myrie, and that’s why I’m taking the first steps to explore a run for Mayor in 2025.

Join us: https://t.co/qTLCe4tnig

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

@CrimeInNYC Lol what

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

@katie_honan Never pressed the 'like' button on a tweet more forcefully

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

@2AvSagas Are they high enough to enable kids shorter than 44 inches to ride for free?

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

@SamAntar @andrewcuomo You're not crazy eddie

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

internet: you can't be neutral on a moving train

Me:

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

To paraphrase the Simpsons, NYC's half-assed under preparedness was way more fun than their half-assed over preparedness

[NYCEM - Notify NYC @NotifyNYC]

NYers are encouraged to prepare for heavy rain & thunderstorms impacting NYC Fri night, 10/6 to Sat afternoon, 10/7. During periods of heavy rain causing flooding, move to higher ground. If in a basement, move to a higher floor. Use caution if traveling. https://t.co/t918yhlx8z.

[Joni Kletter @JoniKletter]

“Over Labor Day weekend, ⁦@SenatorMyrie⁩…proposed that the city launch its own work permit program aimed at asylum-seekers and city residents alike. Myrie's idea has taken off in the roughly 2 weeks since he pitched it in a Daily News editorial.” https://t.co/umnipS5yGe

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

Bittersweet farewell to @KLCCannikatz! Your radio voice will be missed even out here in @WNYC country. Onto the next adventure!

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

Honestly @David_Rochefort @SeanMiskell you're the two people I would have texted this to anyway

[Matt Baer @ThisIsMattBaer]

how to talk so your kids will listen, and listen so your kids will talk