Jacob Maybe

he/him. Mostly #writing, #outdoors when possible. Para cozy mystery or middle grade adventures or both. 🇨🇦

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

I like my pasta the way they prepare it in the Yorkshire moors. You know, al Brontë.

(If you need me, I'll be at the intersection of #literature and #dadjokes )

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@gordonkorman You came to the Young Authors' Conference in Sault Ste. Marie (twice!) many years ago and talked to some of us impressionable young writers. I'm sure the travelling was a pain, but it put me on the path. Thank you.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

Decades ago, I devoured every book by @gordonkorman

I Want To Go Home was foundational. Rudy was my hero.

Just finished reading his 100th book "The Fort" with my son. Absolute banger. Thank you, sir.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@Chisanga_Malata 100%!! There's no accidental fence grabs.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@complete_mma Best call.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

Hey girl. Am I directing the 1984 hit film Nightmare on Elm Street? 'Cause I'm Wes Craven you.

#badpickuplines

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@Jon_Anik The professionalism behind the desk as that bombshell dropped was so impressive. Great work as always.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

"Oh yeah, it tows like a dream. You don't even know there's a trailer back there."

And other lies we tell.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@Jon_Anik @ufc I have to admit: I didn't like it when you joined the team. But I was wrong. You're the fucking man.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

43% of living in a rural area is trying to outsmart the wildlife.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

Yep, I'm fully aware that wearing a flat-billed cap and Chuck Taylors doesn't make me look younger. It's okay.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

It's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. #April25th

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@namesonboats Lonesome Dove? I'm only familiar with the 90s t.v. series featuring professional wrestler/Canadian icon Bret Hart as a cowboy...I'm assuming this is quite different.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

I'm still typing ( y ) for the thumbs-up icon on Messenger, in case you needed to know exactly how old I am.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

“Hey. you know how you told me when I was four that it's like the planets are in a race and the earth is slowly leaving its lane? Do you think it’s trying to perform a PIT maneuver on another planet? You should write a book about that and then the last word is BOOOOOM.”

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@funkmasterMMA Yesss! I signed up to a betting site to place my first-ever wager because those odds were dummmmb! I didn't have $8K to put on it, but still: thanks Aljo! Congrats and well done. Great display of skill last night.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@klhicks912 I've dabbled with the occasional colon but semi-colons? That magic is too powerful for me.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@AdaraAstin Ha! Fair enough.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

If you punch yourself and it really hurts, does that mean you're strong or weak?

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@Rowan_Author Yuuup. The average supporter is putting up $270+. The AVERAGE. That's pretty wild. Is he the first big author to do something like this?

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@Rowan_Author Jeeeeeeze.

[Jacob Maybe @ThisJacobMaybe]

@CozyReadWrite I'm writing cozy mysteries with my very human body.