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[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100 #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/7sXKYsBRjA

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

@Allegiant When will you be releasing June flights?

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

Help me win 1 of these awesome prizes. https://t.co/QRXyJU6EKr

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

First time donor! Thanks @millerkeystone for making it easy!🩸 #EndLessBlood

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

@epawawx Crazy winds and we’ve got hail in Mertztown!

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

@ColtSTaylor @epawawx We hit purple last night/early AM in Mertztown

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

@MrBeast @shop Already gone ☹️

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

@CrumblCookies 🍀

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

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[Lehigh Valley Phantoms @LVPhantoms]

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[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

@Krusteaz Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

@ssigafoos I got called too, report date is mid September. I’m trying to figure out if they’ll reimburse an Uber since there’s no public transportation where I live (near Kutztown)

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Ban assault rifles, not books.

Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies.

Protect kids, not lobbyists.

[Mary @ThisMightBeMary]

@ssigafoos 74 degrees

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love being a lightweight like oh I’m gonna get blasted off two small glasses of wine? incredibly economical 10/10 good for me

[WorkInSocialTheySaid @WorkInSocial_]

until you work in social media you will never understand the level of stupid that exists on the internet