Chris Hisamoto

... three dots, thats my thing

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

… this shit is fucking hard bro

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

@BillyStrings … can we get a little wing cover?

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

… also work is playin some WSP over the speakers at work and I’m here for it

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

I always wondered if like there is a big stack of unclaimed tax money sitting somewhere and what it goes to? Like say I’m like yep the gov owes me $1200 and they are like haha aight we really owed you $1500 but since you dumb and can’t do taxes right we keeping the extra

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

… “I felt you grasp my crotch pillow with ya knees”

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

@ArchesNPS … if we hold a reservation at devils garden do we still have to wait to enter when the park temporarily closes?

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

… been needing to clean out my closet, well the racks just fell so I guess the universe is telling me it is time

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

@deadandcompany ... I ordered some items off your website and never got an order confirmation or email with shipping info. Can you help me please !!! #customerservice

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... can you feel your nipples without touching them ?

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... pie is meant to be served cold, fight me

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... don’t give me shit if you got my shit

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... also I smell bacon, time to wake up

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... the fact you have to apologize on social media to ppl is just absolutely fucking ridiculous. These ppl don’t give a shit about you, fuck em

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

@weasel_wills_it ... damn man, I wish you were here. Miss you man. Keep a lookout for us up there.

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... holy Jesus shit

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... fuck you and your turkey having ass

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... y’all annoying af

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... also y’all ever tried to eat your fast food with other stores condiments, straight trash, I love chick fil a bbq sauce, but it does not go well with Popeyes chicken

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

@WRCB ... give both sides guns, it’ll settle it’s self out

[Chris Hisamoto @This_Is_Moto]

... if you go to @tacobell and don’t get the Baja blast as your drink, I don’t think we can be friends. Like what else do they even have ?