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[SPACEMAN 💯 @ThisiSpaceman]

Manchester United win tonight! Cheers!

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The most dangerous people are those who know every single piece of shit your diarrhea mouth has said about them behind their back, yet still look you in the eye, smile, and act like they know nothing. Their silence should scare you more than a speeding bullet.

[SPACEMAN 💯 @ThisiSpaceman]

A club's poor form should test your patience, not erase your identity as a supporter. Man U for life 💪💪

#ManchesterUnited

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Some Manchester Utd fans are behaving like Nigerian politicians. Today, they're wearing the jersey with pride. Tomorrow, after a 4-1 defeat to Como, they're renouncing their allegiance. What's the difference between you and the people who jump from APC to PDP whenever convenient?

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We jump ship in politics when our preferred party or candidate disappoints us. Now we do the same with football clubs. But there's something beautiful about supporting a club through decades of disappointment and still showing up every time.

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@dammiedammie35 He almost had a heart stroke 😂😂😂😂

[SPACEMAN 💯 @ThisiSpaceman]

Una dey use AI mock Man U 😂 shame on you!

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Watch how your guys answer calls these days.. They start with a low, depressed “Hello…” like life has finished them.

The moment you say you’re just checking up on them, their mood changes: “Ahhh, my guy! How far na?!” Someone said it’s a calculated strategy to avoid billing 🤣

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With the way some Nigerians are dedicated and orderly during buffet, you’d wonder if they’re the same people who drive one-way

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Person go see something korokoro with their naked eyes but the media go still dey call am allegedly

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Once you turn 40, blocking people becomes a task, but not responding to their messages becomes the easiest option.

[SPACEMAN 💯 @ThisiSpaceman]

Pension that cannot survive inflation. The story of Nigeria 🇳🇬