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professional disaster | rock doctor

[ℰ𝓁𝒾✨ @elithatb]

Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 3rd sneeze, lets get it together.

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

it’s november again

[ɿɘqíwꙄ® @ThomB0MB]

You can’t please a gin person

[welcome 2 my channel @influenc3rpop]

Nathan Fielder is Borat for people who are lactose intolerant

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing the lords work (judging)

[brendan @brendancherie]

UR TELLIN ME A PUMPKIN CREAMED IN THIS COLD BREW

[Hörður Kristleifsson @h0rdur]

Moss-grown volcanic landscapes of the Icelandic Highlands 🇮🇸

[… @lurkmenistan69]

im a tummy ache survivor ok. i am so strong

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[Tee @avantbyavant]

Just heard “Don’t miss out on your life trying to get it together” and I might’ve needed to hear that more than I know

[cella @cellapaz]

“thlut era” i whisper, as i pop my retainers in for the night

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

referring to all men i’ve loosely dated as “a friend of the show”

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

box: meow

schrodinger: ignore that

[Grace @gracecamille_]

goodbye. To prison they go

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[Learn Something @LEARNS0METHlNG_]

An Obsidian stone split in half. Obsidian is a natural volcanic glass formed when lava high in silica cools quickly, preventing crystal growth.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today i learned that Capybaras are chill with everyone. Here they are getting along with the entire animal kingdom. Real life Disney princesses.