Thomas Brooks

You may well ask why my picture is a pigeon.

[Thomas Brooks @ThomBTweets]

@_bezpilotnik @PhilipProudfoot He can enjoy his square.

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@LloydsBank Who's actually making these decisions and then hiding behind you and your scripts?

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@LloydsBank You do realise you are saying absolutely nothing helpful? You might as well be the chatbot.

Your advertising is also misleading now.

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@LloydsBank @creva Carefully considered by whom? Let's have the full explanation, minutes of the meeting and reasons why this is a good idea.

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@LloydsBank @MarkAmiga Useless answer. Reverse the change.

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@SecCivServ @robjeffecology @AyoCaesar It's a strong opinion.

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@RockChartrand Cheap ingredients for better, or more expensive ones, why are they more expensive? Go back a bit.

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@Mishi_2210 I'd guess at least mid thirties, but could be up to over a hundred. Depends on his sexual activity and a bunch of things we can't really determine from the given information.

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@JonathanPieNews First time running into the Trevor Bastard Extended Universe?

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@pearce_rp3231 @cjsnowdon That's more of a Nevill thing.

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@NakedProds @BBCRadio4 Dear The Naked Week,

I very much enjoy your radio programme, but also I enjoy watching The Witcher on Flitnix and saying "it's nothing to do with witches" whenever they say "which is?", because invariably it is to do with witches.

[Thomas Brooks @ThomBTweets]

@politicalMavv @MikeN4028V @haymes_joshua Try to be nice, don't believe in a god, and go to hell. Weird idea if your god exists. Agreeing with a blue tick is a novel experience though. No need to be religious to try to figure out a working idea of morality.

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@NoContextHumans Umbrella?

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@thefactitorium @KirstenNess @AMAZlNGNATURE Look at the picture of the lion, it appears to be already in the middle of a meal. It's not an imagined lion you have to worry about, it's the one in the picture.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Lion looks like he already has something to eat, so I hope he isn't going to be that fussed about me as long as I'm backing off slowly...

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@FPosteschild @Number10cat @Steve_Laws_ Arthur is Celtic which is presumably, by the standards of having been here earlier, better than Anglo-Saxon.

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@SoozUK Congratulations on being on Breaking the News! That was a pleasant surprise.

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@SoozUK Haha, was half expecting cat being sick.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg gaudete omnes! dies fructus fusci ab fabis lucescit.

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@darren_cullen Forward this to Rory Stewart.