TWH

Broke Woke Bloke

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

Bye twixxer, you were initially fun, until you weren't.
Catch me on bluesky - https://t.co/j8msBoNwkm
Elon wants to be Elona
Elon eats KitKats wrong
Elon voted for Kamala
Elon got a hair transplant
Elon should fuck off and never come bac
@elonmusk stop running things, you cunt

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

Elon licks dog shits, pass it on

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

Elon double dips, pass it on

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

@nxwestmidlands
2 number one busses haven't arrived from and there's no info on the apps you advertise. There's 2 dozen people that are stranded in the cold waiting to go home. I'm sick of complaining about this service

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

Elon breeds snakes in his basement, pass it on

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

Elon sells disposable vapes to kids, pass it on

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

Elon's a cunt, pass it on

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

The real reason Elmo spent $44 billion to buy Twitter?

To prevent you from retweeting this embarrassing pre-hair transplant photo:

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Apparently Elmo is very, very upset with SNL because of this portrayal of him on the show this week.

So don't retweet this and make him more angry,... or he may start ghosting your followers.

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

@nxwestmidlands You say that, but I've been stood on Edgbaston road for an hour and there's no sign of any buses.
Your service does not specify which stops are operating and which are currently suspended

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

Bizarre thought - Posh people arrive in the Nicholas of Time

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

@ColinRA92 At the very least include Phantom Planet

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

How is every transport service in Birmingham astoundingly shit?
National Express can't run buses, but expect people to pay more each year.
The trains are constantly late, cramped and expensive.
Even Bolt and Uber drivers have outdated SatNavs
Fuck this fucking shitheap

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

@ColinRA92 See you there buddy

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

@nxwestmidlands Your services keep getting worse. I sincerely hope that your managers give back any bonuses they collect this year, they don't deserve a penny, forcing people to fork out extortionate amounts for a woeful public service.

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

@nxwestmidlands the 1 service from Highfield Road to Moseley is over 15 mins late, and every service claims that it's departed. Where is it?
Why are paying extortionate fees for your company to run such a shoddy service?

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

@nxwestmidlands can you please explain how, despite schools being closed and roads being clearer, the 1 service is now worse than ever?
Your company have a strangle-hold on the Midlands, it's about time youre kicked out for good. #SaveUsRichardParker

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

@nxwestmidlands why are people expected to pay more for a day ticket when your service gets worse by the day?
I haven't gotten on a single bus in weeks that was meant to arrive as specified on Time tables or website.
@RichParkerLab save us please

[TWH @ThomHodkinson]

I've just witnessed a man holding a bottle of Aldi's Dr Pepper knock-off "Professor Peppy" like a new born child, and I feel that life will never be the same again.

Or it might, who's to say?