Thomas Breuker

random stuff I think about.

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@NS_online Dank voor de reactie. Fijn dat ernaar gekeken wordt.

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@NS_online is het een idee om in plaats van een hoop mensen om te laten lopen op sloterdijk, de poortjes gewoon open te zetten?

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@NS_online Dit gaat niet om wat "fijner" voor een reis is. Mooi om te weten dat jullie dat niet kan schelen. Het is een slechte oplossing voor een lastig probleem. Het lijkt me de moeite waard om naar iets beters te zoeken omdat deze omweg niet beschikbaar is voor mensen in een rolstoel

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Which podcasts discount code should I use for my squarespace site Im building to sell my 3D printed moustache combs-millenial in a nuttshell

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Always thought disco inferno was about somebody who hated disco as much as me

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@griffinmcelroy @Babylonian gumdrop basketball futuristic eating contest

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@TheZoneCast Does Merle know he has an earclasp that helps tell if people speak the truth since ep9? Cause i forgot all about it.

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When boxing put your opponents name on your trunks to psyke him out!

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My agression diffusion skills are making it impossible to get any street brawling experience

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For years I've been calling my abs ridiculous 6. Go find another name for your movie

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Only 1 more hour and the moon and church are in alignment. All is going according to plan. Muhawhawhawww

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Hooligans are glad to be banned from stadiums.Stating soccer was distracting them from their true passion for violence

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An unrolled brain would span between the earth and the moon. Or, because she is so obese, it could be used as a belt for your mother. #ymse

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Golfballs have dimples to reduce drag. Perhaps thats why your mothers backside has a similar appearance. yo momma science edition #ymse

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10 dances ones danced can never be undanced. 1.when you break your nose doing the worm

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Getting tired of grinding salt manually? Use an electrical salt dispencer, or take a shortcut and get kidney stones implanted

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Jays are always just on the wrong side of A list wheter it's Juicy-, Jesse- or Ray- exeption for -Z

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If you give a little speed to a great white shark would it really matter if it's shark week or not?

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You can say climate change deniers but that's just a negative way of saying apocalypse lovers

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I'm pitching my *ss off but there are no takers for my new show about a very jewish orthodox veterinarian: Art Kaiser animal circumsizer