Tom O'Neill

Please don’t call my boss. PLEEEEEEEEEEASE.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

This could conceivably be my last realistic shot at a ponytail and a soul patch.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

I need to find a wallet with a card that beeps when I’m about to buy something stupid.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@mchooyah When you turn 50, you’re too tired to walk to the table.

[The Operators Collective @SEAL_Collective]

At the White House celebrating MAC Energy. The Operators Collective is built on connecting operators, founders, and mission driven people who share a commitment to service, discipline, performance, and purpose. Grateful to be part of it.
@mchooyah @JeffGumFrogman @calleymeans

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@bobdevo Devo? You must be legit because anyone with self-respect would be pretending to be a member of A Flock of Seagulls.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@austinmarley45 @chartdata If there was Spotify in 1983, he would have owned it.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@OutFrontCNN How many cases of toilet paper should I start hoarding?

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@tutonius777 @JomboyMedia I have never pitched at any level, but I did eat several beanballs in my brief career. Respect.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@malhama_alb He’ll probably kill himself soon and nothing more will be seen or heard of him🤣

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@malhama_alb @mgd1776 You’re a cunt.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

It's called Ibogaine.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@20th_Centurygal Poison. You didn’t say if they had to be good.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@solarville2 @forallcurious A really long selfie stick.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@VinnysCorner1 Brian Scalabrine

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@t_brian_thomas @mchooyah No. But he likes raisins.

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@CoachAndersonMT @jeffgraham30 @coachFbignell @montanatech_WBB

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@_My_Poker_Face_ It’s been almost 4 months, Mikey. Apparently the internet is telling you to go fuck yourself. And your drums.🤣

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@_My_Poker_Face_ @mchooyah Stop. You’re killing me🤣

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@_My_Poker_Face_ @mchooyah You’re adorable. 🤣

[Tom O'Neill @ThomasDONeill]

@NBATV @NBA @MJAcostaTV The dunk contest. Duh.