CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.
🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris woke up briefly from death this morning to correct an error on his death certificate.
He then shook hands with the doctor, laid back down, and died again.