Thomas Fraser

Stand Up Comedian... Actor... Writer

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

@TheChiefNerd I have this problem.

[ً @chernobyldenier]

Love is NOT blind 😭😭😭

Couple 1: Alcoholic trucker and a lazy adult teenager
Couple 2: Autistic orphan and a grown ass woman
Couple 3: Working class dad and a millionaire

None of them were gonna work! #LoveIsBlindS9 #LoveIsBlind

[🌙 @nadiaa_oc]

knowing these couples are not making it to the altar, we can skip the wedding dress shopping #loveisblind

[lᴉʌǝp lᴉl @AlyssaSalamii]

I think we have learned after 9 seasons that love is in fact not blind

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

@DeuxProcess @LucyF99 Agreed!

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

I think I’m done playing Clark Kent.

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

One of the craziest things I’ve heard someone say is to “let them be a bad friend.” Say whaaaaaaaaat?!

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

I’m not a weak person, but sometimes I’ll pretend I am because that person gets into exclusive areas my Baltimore side can’t break into.

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

3:20am seems to be my bodies new wake up time. It’s supposed to be 4:30 😩

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

What a disappointment….

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

@sydneyisfunny Right?! Somebody needs Lens Crafters

[Diallo Riddle @diallo]

we are proud of this show. you can watch every episode of it on @hbomax

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

Check out Thomas Fraser's video! #TikTok https://t.co/xUSW2GKNVV

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

@DeuxProcess @LucyF99 Wow!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

Everyone needs a camera.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

CNN has obtained footage of Diddy repeatedly beating his then girlfriend Cassie in a hotel hallway.

I want to note that Kimora Lee Simmons has warned people about Diddy’s conduct for years, and she has either been attacked for doing so or ignored. Diddy also threatened to hit her when she was pregnant.

Major story by @EWagmeister @TheSandraG

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

CNN has obtained footage of Diddy repeatedly beating his then girlfriend Cassie in a hotel hallway.

I want to note that Kimora Lee Simmons has warned people about Diddy’s conduct for years, and she has either been attacked for doing so or ignored. Diddy also threatened to hit her when she was pregnant.

Major story by @EWagmeister @TheSandraG

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

@Postmates_Help @postmates I just ordered six items for from Chick-fil-A and I only received one. And my receipt has all the items listed, but I was only brought one item. You guys are refunding me for the food, but I need a refund on the service fee.

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

Overhead: “I don’t do junk in the trunk anymore.”

[Thomas Fraser @ThomasFraser]

The only reason I’m going to reach any part of my dreams is because I’m relentless. And I genuinely believe that my ideas are the missing parts of our industry.