Thomas Levi

I laugh at my own jokes & like my own tweets. 139 I.Q. The rest you'll find out on a need-to-know basis. Views expressed by me are not necessarily my own.

[Thomas Levi @ThomasLevi]

@michaelmalice Oh, weird. I blocked him, but the block instantly reverted.

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@HollyBriden @jonathanchait Do you know a better way to put yourself to sleep?

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@JosephineLancen @custardloaf What's not to like?

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@mitchconner123 @MFlombone *shiver*

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@Howlingmutant0 It's leg day tomorrow. Gonna try this.

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@s4m31p4n She blinded me with a head on collision.

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@HollyBriden If she declared herself to be on my side, I'd consider it a threat.

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@michaelmalice I'm learning a lot. Musically quite poor, but very educational all the same.

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@ClimateWarrior7 I can second this. She rubbed her thatch in my face in 1973. It changed me forever.

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@terry_barlow Have you tried licking it?

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@goatexpert And now a 'like'. Just more salt in the wound.

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@goatexpert You hurt me by not hurting me.

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@EndTheOligarch @SpiroAgnewGhost @maggieNYT Not being dead is a pretty low standard for the office of POTUS.

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@crustyleper I'm still waiting for her to grow into her looks.

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@crustyleper That explains the odd grammar.

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@crustyleper Women are retarded. When you fully understand that, you will know everything there is to know about women.

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@crustyleper I asperg asperging Asperger's it's asperg.

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@crustyleper It's when they don't.

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@MQthxu @4Specimen @DrainDad @dopeandgoated Sometimes it is.