Murphy Thomas

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[will davis @wdavisx3]

American history front and center at the Vikings game today

[Adam H. Condra ☦️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PolytropicSage]

That’s the backstrap. Most tender cut of the pizza. It belongs to the hunter.

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

Noire may have some serious reputational dirt on the bar owners, such as one of them going as Jasmine for Halloween in 1998

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

🚨 LESBIAN BAR UPDATE: Last Ditch is now instructing its Instagram followers to send money to Soe Noire

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

Mi papá a las 3:00 am lavando se los dientes antes de irse a trabajar:

[Wyatt @wyattmetzger99]

Vikings Twitter after tearing each other apart for the last 3 hours

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Can you put this video in the HOF

[Jason Harrison @nominalthoughts]

Literacy is genociding the illiterate.
Soup kitchens are genociding the hungry.
Health care is genociding the sick.
Jobs are genociding the unemployed.
Habitat for Humanity is genociding the homeless.
Comedians are genociding the somber.
Santa Claus genocides the untoyed.

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The biggest story out of the whole Clippers debacle is that ESPN is basically confirmed to just be an outlet for team owner propaganda in-between gambling ads and Pat McAfee clips.

It’s been obvious for a while, but I don’t see how you could even argue against it now.

[Conservative @Conservative2TX]

Two Years Ago: One of the great screencaps of all time

@KariLake

[silly guy @holedonor]

VERY obsessed with the video of him being found

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

a man *bang bang* a family *bang bang* a zoo *bang bang* a purchase *bang bang*

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Seems reasonable.

[cozy @cozymaximalist]

Just asked my wife why she spent $287 at Target and she sent me this

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

How I relieve stress at work

[Magdi Jacobs @magi_jay]

DSAers are willingly submitting themselves as puppets to Fox News. Watch the clip carefully. The interviewer is incredibly affable. She doesn't want to fight. She wants to draw the agenda out because it is, indeed, a toxic agenda for Dems. DSAers are tools in service of fascism.

[Cat Woman @inertiaaaaaa]

4D displayed through 2D using 1D.
📍National Museum of Mathematics (MoMath) New York

[jackson. @cheaperby12film]

"We can't go down that road."