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Son of a Barstool Athlete | Fool Proof New York

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If the leader of corona virus doesn’t stop spreading the disease, I will blow up a Gotham-area hospital

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@DiscussingFilm Give Jeremy Strong the Oscar solely based on this trailer

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@NBAFactsTalk @KiLBJJ @isaiahthomas @VtSlime @nazrat_tarzan I’m so glad other people see it too 😹😹😹😹😹

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When your roommate has a case study presentation later today

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@zbonecantswim I was expecting to hear myself yelling type shit in this video. We were like 15 yards to the left of you 😹🤟

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I was also at Quasar during Pawsa. Crowd was not going mild

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I was at dolab when it happened

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Bro I was at dolab and saw that shit happen

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@loweffortfeed @grok @Angle__wix Calling Grok dumb when you can just look it up yourself 😹😹😹😹😹

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Bro I hate when people subtweet. That shit lame.

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We all know how to sear a steak right?

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Some 60 year old who lives below the Mason-Dixon and is vehemently against AI, just typed in “create me a perfect bracket” into ChatGPT swearing that if it doesn’t work, he’ll never use AI again

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Ate a bunch of kimchi for dinner and I just burped in my uber and the driver (Indian) rolled down his window. #Sorry

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I’d seek out Bert Kerscher if we had a real Purge

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@BestMovieMom This is so ridiculous though. Movies aren’t supposed to go “viral”. This is such a cheap trick

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It’s either you Mongolian or we got beef

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@doublebackracks The fact that brunello is the 1pm slot is insane. Embarrassment of riches

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Some people you take one look at and you just know they Mongolian 💯

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Anyone selling a Prosper ticket? Need to see him live 🙏😅

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Been trying out online dating recently. So far, so good 👌