Thomas

Healthcare Data Analytics | Meme maker | Miami native | #PhinsUp | #DolphinsTwitter | Sarcasm enthusiast | Army Infantry Vet | ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | De Oppresso Liber

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

Move over Kid & Play....

Here comes No Kidding & PlayActionFake for @MiamiDolphins!

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

#23 RB Johnson for Chicago....holy eff, that mushroom-headed, oversized Guardian Cap! 🍄‍🟫🍄

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

@thegrayarea Alien > Aliens

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

@bot @bot send this to my account and ask it to generate a dashboard of token use relative to overall token bandwidth.

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

@ChevelleInc Breaking Benjamin

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

To hell with work, let's do some early 2000s rock with @ChevelleInc & Breaking Benjamin. 🤘

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

Let's fucking goooo!! 🤘😎🤘

Thank you @grok for the solid wagering advice!

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

Am so old, I hear the latest @McDonalds ad playing #ODB's "...bettah have my money..." and I'm like, "oh...oh no...you can't let that run...."

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

C'mon man, Parker only needs a ½ yard for this parlay to cash!

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

Cam Little is the Kicking Assassin!

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

Wait....did Jax QB Lawrence just pull off the @TimTebow play, with that faux goalline rush before the pull-up TD lob?

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

@DolfanNeil @ian693 ...and looks so TINY compared to whoever is next to him.

#shrinkage
#DeflateGate

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

HORNS DOWN 😭

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

First time #Florida had a QB making his first start on the road against a top-10 opponent and beating them, since 1996 (Jesse Palmer vs Auburn).

Today was the largest blown lead at home vs an unranked opponent by #Texas since 1995.

Them's the facts, kids.
🐊🐊🐊

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

Go Gators!

New QB making his 1st start looks good.

#HornsDown

🐊🐊🐊

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

@DavidFurones_ ...and let's not forget this MNF gem of a W against Tom Brady, Bill Belicheat, and the Cheatriots after Miami fired Wanny as HC:

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

@DavidFurones_ Agreed. He also had unheralded rookie WR Wes Welker, who made the smartest play I've ever seen, putting 1 foot inbounds & outbounds while fielding a Kickoff, netting the penalty. I think Welker also kicked a short FG later that season.

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

@smowkn @DolfanNeil So, did you enjoy Brazil? lol

[Thomas @ThomasSWFL]

@nolefin Certainly better than the #Dolphins current "Aqua Fresh whale" logo. #Whalefall

[Brian Baldinger @BaldyNFL]

.@Bengals @MiamiDolphins @Ollie_Gordon2 sure looks like a big sturdy fast RB to me...Keep feeding him. #BaldysBreakdowns