Thomas Wilkinson

A rugged indoorsman.

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@FranklyHoward We Will Rock You is too downtempo and drags the whole mood down. OB March has that buzzy energy that keeps things moving during the bus to rock to hill/fight song transition.

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@Paul_Bowers 94 straight up? Child's play. Gimme some 98 with 79% humidity. Then the red mist descends and no one can be held accountable.

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@Paul_Bowers @RepTimmons Like clockwork.

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@Anti_twatwaffle Also, participation trophies. Who do you think bought them and gave them out? Not the kids.

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@katierandall @lecagle https://t.co/L41lKS93Pg

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@CaitJPerry Good lord. The longer I look the worse it gets.

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@heyitschili The Giles Corey of comedians.

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@heyitschili Gateway drug to this

https://t.co/Ewpv82yUqv

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@Paul_Bowers “assualt”

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@Paul_Bowers I wish he would have gone on to see how far he could push it.

“Zipped. Zopped. Cattywompused. Girdled — and these are just a sample, mind you — Blitzed. Zonked. A Goofy Movied. Wayned. Garthed.”

*takes a sip of water*

“Scattered. Covered. Chunked…”

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@BadMedicalTakes Cisalpine Gauls right now.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why did the crab go to prison

crimes

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@heyitschili T-shirts sold at the fair have taught me that GIRTS are

Girls
In
Raised
The
South

and the wearer loves them.

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@katierandall https://t.co/7QPc03oc3A

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@katierandall At first I was like 🤣

But then, 😅

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@GageFast @TigersSwordFish @JonnyCarrots007 Yeah. Strikes me as boilerplate endorsement of coaching staff at new school.

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@NotAlexCraft It feels like the worst of the Chad Morris playcalling days.

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@apthirteen There's no way this can be right.

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@heyitschili