Thomas Firenze

After 25 years of crazy sh*t all over the world, now I can focus on horses, hiking, and Häagen-Dazs

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I commissioned @marinamaral2 to colorize this photo of my father. My sister and I are thrilled with the result! Thank you, Marina! You’ve captured dad’s eyes beautifully!

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@GigiLevangie @MikeBinderjokes Munich is one of my top 25 movies of all time.

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@SMB_Attorney I’m comfortably over 100mm and drive a ford bronco. Best friend is over 500mm and drives a thirty year old Lexus

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@haugejostein This is embarrassing for you. Still.

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@PatrickYarusso @PaulStanleyLive Her father is a billionaire so maybe don’t comment when you don’t know what you’re talking about.

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@rebelwithyou @PaulStanleyLive Why would you comment something like this? If don’t hate anything nice to say, then just don’t say anything. This is embarrassing for you.

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@SRN1012 @joelpollak You aren’t smart

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@GigiLevangie @RepCDMenefee If only Michelle was white, folks on the right would’ve treated her with the love, admiration and respect they showed Hillary.

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@Ford hi. Your website appears to be down. Tried it on chrome and safari. I’d like a ford bronco heritage edition four door in robins egg blue. If you can point me to one that’s available, anywhere in the country, I’ll buy it today.

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@jessmargera Here you go champ.

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@PaulStanleyLive Very Beatles-ish!

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@HunterBiden Seven? What about the coke that was found in the White House, theee years ago?

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@Scott_Wiener You’re pathetic.

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@BernieSanders If we paid our fair share, we’d be owed a HUGE refund.

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@PeterRHann1 Cyber truck $70k
Ferrari Luce $645k

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@GovPressOffice Those companies succeed in spite of California policies, not because of them. Ohtani hits bombs. Are you gonna take credit for those, too?

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@stephenrodrick @RollingStone Now do Karen Bass

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@jdp078492 @elonmusk I’m sorry you find yourself unattractive.

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@DrCaseyBabb @AGHamilton29 Why can’t I be there when this kind of thing happens?

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@visegrad24 You are a content thief

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@One_Way_Home The least you could do is @ her, ya content thief