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[Dr. Zen🇿🇼 @tkzenda1]

Planes that land safely never make the news.

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

I once saw a woman pushing a monkey in a stroller at Food Lovers in Vorna Valley.
A dog is understandable; it could be a service dog, for all we know.

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

In South Africa i shoprite yonke ngabe ibalekile 😭😭😭

[Kgethi Phakeng, PhD(Wits); Hon DSc (UBristol) @FabAcademic]

If you are a young person starting work this January, please digest this:

UNGAJOLI EMSEBENZINI!!🙏🏾

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

@ora_molokwane Maybe it's 2 for the price of 1

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

Onalenna!
#MissSA2024

[Ivyn Sambo @IvynSambo]

Old Mutual is loud and proud saying use your Tax Free Savings account to save for a wedding!

That company has lost all moral grounds!

[CSIR 🇿🇦 @CSIR]

The #SAElections24 social media analytics show some interesting statistics over the past few days: On X there have been over 11 billion impressions, over 1 million tweets and 115 000 unique authors all related to the elections.

[CSIR 🇿🇦 @CSIR]

With 51.5% of VDs declared, our #SAelections prediction model projects ANC 40.5%, DA 21.7%, MK 14.6%, EFF 9.4%, PA 2% on the National Ballot @SABCNews. For up to date projections, please visit https://t.co/ywHS7nASQn

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

@mahwele Yoh, what are they doing? 🤔

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

@Cynthia_Racity Makro has some very nice chakalaka/peri peri flavoured wors.

[Bab'Zulu🎺 @Just_Zulu]

"When I was at your age, I survived a pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. You'll be ok if you don't go out tonight"

🤣 We finally have a line to use for future kids

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

MISSING CHILD ALERT⚠️

Place : Port Dunford, Esikhaleni senkosi
Name : Gcinokuhle Buthelezi
Last seen : Today 12:30 wearing blue tracksuits.
Contact : 0679841484

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

@neswiswabarbara 🤣The problem came when we stopped having it often.

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

We eat it with pap.
This is just nasty business.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Why are you not drinking this?

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

@neswiswabarbara Apparently, it helps with weight loss. Ndi nga ṋamba nda ḽi swura, not this.

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

If the bank doesn't trust you with their money, why should I?

[Dee 👑 @Mrskillmonger1]

“Baby, my credit score is bad and I’m blacklisted and I can’t buy a car so ke kopa o reke koloi in my name and I’ll transfer money to your account so you can pay for the car.”

“Baby, I want us to start a business and we need R250,000 to start it but I’m blacklisted so I need you to take a loan and I’ll transfer money into your account once my investment pays out.”

“Baby, the thing is I wanna pay for your lobola but my my investment is only going to payout after 6 months, can’t you take a loan and deposit it into my account so I can pay your lobola and our wedding? Wena ska warra coz once I get my payout, I’ll pay off the loan and I’ll buy us a beautiful house.

These 3 statements will be the death of us women.

#Copied

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

@1xthovo @Metro_Fibre No service on my side

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

No service for over 17 hours now, @Metro_Fibre, what trash is this?

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

@1xthovo @Metro_Fibre Let's hope for the 3-4 hrs, or even less. However their times keep changing, yesterday, they said all will be well by 9am.

Crossing fingers

[Ṱhompho @Thomphorams]

Metrofibre is trash!
Metrofibre is trash!
Metrofibre is trash!

@Metro_Fibre, you are trash