Sam Thompson

Kenyon College Football ‘24

[Sam Thompson @Thompson23Sam]

Go Lords💜

[Kenyon Football @KenyonFootball]

We kick things off today by welcoming a defensive lineman! Welcome Sam Thompson to the Kenyon football family!
#GoLords #NextOneWins
@Thompson23Sam @OberlinPhoenix @OBPhoenix

[Sam Thompson @Thompson23Sam]

@a82707461661 @barstoolsports Cheered when Deshaun Watson tore his achilles, laughed my ass off and cheered over this.

[Sam Thompson @Thompson23Sam]

@karnsies817 Andddddddd monken…

[Greg Newsome II @gnewsii]

Miami Heat, Summer Heat, Preheat, Overheat…. Cavs in 4. #LetEmKnow

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Have you noticed that all the ivermectin experts are now tariff experts

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The 7 largest Dow Jones drops in American history:

1. Trump, 3/16/20
-2,997.10

2. Trump, 3/12/20
-2,352.60

3. Trump, 3/9/20
-2,013.76

4. Trump, 6/11/20
-1,861.82

5. Trump, 4/3/25
-1,679.39

6. Trump, 3/11/20
-1,464.94

7. Trump, 03/18/20
-1,338.46

Tired of winning yet?

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

[Sam Thompson @Thompson23Sam]

@EricLDaugh Who’s pocket is that coming out of dimwit

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Kyle Manzardo is on pace for:

162 Home Runs
162 Triples
162 Doubles
648 RBI

[Cory @coryskuza]

Source: Jed Wills was the one who made Kirk’s bowl at Chipotle

[Justin M. Bibb @JustinMBibb]

The Haslams made misleading statements about the diligent work the city has done over the past three years to revitalize the lakefront, protect taxpayer dollars, & keep football on the lakefront. They want to squander taxpayer dollars to invest over a $1 billion into a domed stadium in Brook Park while openly violating state law.

[Sam Thompson @Thompson23Sam]

@reflog18 @BIGPLAY @NickPedone12 @KyleTMazardo Yeah truthfully a billion beers is the only way I’m getting through a Browns game

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

True then, true now .

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

LET EM KNOW, CHUCK!

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

How do you survive a Browns offseason where both Nick Chubb & Myles Garrett may leave but Deshaun Watson stays?

Do what I did.

Talk to your doctor about a CouplaBeers.

[mason @onehandpolitics]

Trump’s rants makes so more sense when you give him a 3rd grader’s voice

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

In the war between Russia and Ukraine, the first to surrender was the United States.

[Walter M. Kimbrough @HipHopPrez]

There are more cases of measles than there are NCAA trans athletes.

You’d never know it listening to lawmakers.

[Browns Country @TheFanDomeShow]

Nick Chubb has been the perfect Cleveland Brown.

Elite at his position for years.

Cherished the City.

Only ever spoke positives about being in Cleveland.

And a year coming off injury and Andrew Berry doesn't reward his loyalty for Cleveland.

My favorite player. Gross.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Macron just grabbed Trump’s arm and fact-checked him to his face in real time.

More of this please.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Please. No more speeches in the Senate about “freedom” until one Republican has the guts to stand up to Trump’s lies about Ukraine & Putin. Ukraine did not start this horrific war. Russia did. Zelensky isn't a dictator. Putin is. The US must not enter into an alliance with Putin.