@angelshite@MarinaPurkiss Careful now, this guy's a little too brown for the brexiteers fancy. Can you make him a nice pork chop white so they'll finally understand how fucked we are
@krishgm Did anyone even know who tf Colston was prior to any of this? Aside from Bristolians and, I'd imagine, those fortunate or resourceful enough to do their own education on the subject? No! So the fact that every Telegraph etc reader suddenly thinks this is censorship, is baffling
@JohnnyVegasReal@SPARintheUK We are all weak, but the knowledge of this is what makes us strong. Fuck the ciggies Johnny, you're gonna look back on this as the right fucken choice mate. Just know that there's a day in the near future where you can say "I DONT WANT A FUCKIN FAG"!
Bless ya x
@JohnnyVegasReal@SPARintheUK Tip for ya mate: you gotta bout a month of those cravings niggling at you like a parasitic worm in your frontal cortex, then bliss! In between then and now, here's some tricks to ease those dirty bits of your brain that'll seek to break you.......
@JohnnyVegasReal@SPARintheUK That it satiates the desire, that's what I realised, through his book, that you tell yourself, or rather the neural pathways on your brain, think they need nicotine, but then when they get it, it changes nothing, it is incapable of fulfilling it's need!
@JohnnyVegasReal@SPARintheUK I also, though this took some patience, listened to Allen Carrs audiobook on how to stop, he's insufferably dull and a bit of a up his own Arris posho, but, what he says about the addiction and how much of a falsehood the idea that every cigarette makes you feel better or..mmm
@JohnnyVegasReal@SPARintheUK ..... Pinch yourself , slap yourself with reasonable force, tell it to "eff off the dirty C" (out loud is best though maybe not in the toiletry aisle of Aldis) anything you can do to associate pain with cancer sticks, do it, suck a lemon, flick a testicle, pull out a nipple hair.
@JohnnyVegasReal@SPARintheUK 1. As fucking awful as it sounds, exercise and SWEAT! YOU GOTTA SWEAT THAT SHIT OUT Johnny boy. The more you sweat the quicker you detox (not sure if any scienterists can back me but this worked for moi!)
Too: Everytime that weak brain of yours tells you you need a snout.....
@sueperkins I wish I shared this optimism but people really don't give a solitary fuck. So long as it's not a labour gov they will allow them to do anything.
@AyoCaesar This kind of racially charged protest is fine, don't you fucking dare block the M25 for climate clout though, filthy fucking hippies. These lads are all one of our own