this is my last tweet for the rest of my life, if the lord is merciful. goodbye my friends
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elon muks succ my ass you toad, i'll burn your bank account
ok im actually gonna leave now because i'm getting really boring and repeating myself. i'll keep my account up so everyone can see my online shit-smears on the wall. its fine. just report me, call me and tell me to stop or whatever if you ever see any activity on my account
above anything what i really want to say is that, if you find yourself going on twitter and saying "i'm constantly terrified by what i see on here" then its really time for you to LEAVE. this shit is never changing. its designed to barrage you with shit
if any of my friends do see this, i hope you're proud of me for doing this for myself. i hope to hear from you. i hope you continue to enjoy twitter if you like what it gives you, or reject it if you dont
perhaps i'm really drawing out my goodbye here, and thats because im making my tweets as prominent as possible right now because i dont think many of my friends see them anymore. perhaps its a last ditch effort to feel what twitter used to give me,
but i am actually gonna be leaving twitter forever. twitter is only on my computer now, and im gonna log out and delete the password. im locked out of the email, so i cant change password. once i do it, it will hopefully be done, and i can close the tomb of this disease for good
i just wanna be happy. and being on this does not, and has never, made me happy. its an embarassing performance. i hate that i have had genuine thoughts and decided to write them on this toilet bowl website.
to all my friends, my actual friends whom i know in real life: i miss you and hope to talk to you again. text me. email me. call me. i will miss seeing the things you like and say. i will miss the satisfaction of sharing things with you that you like.
i wanna learn things about people that they choose to share with me, or from what i intuit from interactions with them. i dont want to see the tracks of peoples thoughts. i don't want to be so conscious of what people are thinking all the time. it fucks me up.
if elon musk bought the toilet bowl that my brain has been shitting in since high school, go right ahead. you can have my account. you can clean up my mess.
its over. elon musk owns twitter. i no longer need this. i've been weening off it for two years. i dont care about it anymore. even when im sitting in a room alone with nothing but my phone, my instincts no longer draw me towards opening it or downloading it.
i'll drive all your stupid cars off a bridge. i'll fill them with fruitflies. to anyone who took part in the creation or maintenance of twitter: i'll wipe my ass on books written about you, because i hate you.