Courteous Gorg

// salamanders and their friends // he/him

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Goochy goochy goo bro

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Ngl big slime that interjection was tangentially related at best

[joan’s broccoli maddness @realanteaters]

Anybody else bumping this heat tonight https://t.co/aYAOWV24RH

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

fantastic movie but god the theatrical experience for thrillers nowadays is awful. tense, silent moment? fill it with your theories, jokes, verbalized emotions, and most importantly, snickering. we all want to hear it!

[ret @rad_milk]

when someone offers me a scrumptious morsel, you know i’m on my “don’t mind if i do” type shit

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

gf out of town day 3: language has become a loose abstraction. down to 124 lbs. gave away all furniture. currently mixing and mastering drum n bass ep with cousin that has hypertension

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

If New York City had the density of Long Island, it would be 3,300 square miles larger than it currently is, or 3x the size of Rhode Island. Additionally, it would require 87,443 miles of more roads to maintain. Let's upzone Long Island immediately!

[Courteous Gorg @Tom_Panini]

@rhubarb_canary Pretty sure they're different -- if I'm not mistaken poutine has cheese curds and disco fries have mozzarella 🧀

[Jon Levy @jonlevyBU]

1. So much hostility and confusion from people who saw me (on a Zoom) wearing a mask in my office this week! The question is: Am I crazy, am I virtue signaling, am I fear mongering, or is there some rationale to wear a mask in a private office? Let’s discuss! 🧵

[Courteous Gorg @Tom_Panini]

What if I told you I was just a figment of your imagination?

(this figment btw)

[Ferbalicious @ThomasFerb]

I am poggers, I am Pog champ, I am epic I’m divine, I am chungus, I am gaming honey u can get in line

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

new jersey is unfairly maligned. nobody talks about the real evil state. connecticut

[joan’s broccoli maddness @realanteaters]

if you still don’t know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile I’m sorry but you need to grow the fuck up

[Ferbalicious @ThomasFerb]

You brush your teeth because you are cleanly.

I brush my teeth because I’m afraid the dentist will be mean to me.

We are not the same

[beans @gourilla_]

I'm got a 1600 on the SAT by rotating an orangutan within my mind before bubbling in each answer

[Foley @FoleybandNY]

5.7

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[mark☔️ @Thot_Wheels]

“cancel culture is censoring free speech” i shout in an effort to discourage a conversation criticizing bigotry or ignorance or otherwise outdated concepts using historical and social analysis to contextualize where and how the idea emerged and discuss why its wrong.