The Thoughtful Chimp

Random Thoughts that really make you think....many thanks to reddit....

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Why is there a 'D' in "Fridge", but not "Refrigerator"?

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Ireland is both one sea and one “c” away from Iceland.

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It wouldn't surprise me if the Furby I had as a child is still creepily singing and cackling in a landfill somewhere.

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If Vision was to get his own movie, would it be released in 2020?

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“Don't spend your life trying to impress strangers on the internet”, say the famous people on Instagram.

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If someone breaks a record in space is it still a “world” record?

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I dress and act professional all day long just to look good and impress people who are also only acting professional.

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Those who say “It's not about the money” or “I don't care about money” tend to be those with a lot of money.

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I'm a bit surprised that I have never met a person with a pet named Peeve.

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Why is ‘bra' singular when it covers two things & 'panties' plural when it covers only one?

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The day is already 33% complete at 8:00 AM.

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Despite everything I have learnt from movies, I would still visit a dinosaurs park.

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When I was younger I always thought finding worms in apples would be a bigger problem than it actually is.

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Bitter, sour, and salty are distinctly different tastes, but all describe the same attitude.

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Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys.

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You probably have someone else's goal physique.

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Procrastinating makes you more productive in a shorter span of time.

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So many people die every day that we've never actually checked to make sure that the sun would rise without a human sacrifice.

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Team Rocket's talking Meowth is probably the rarest Pokémon in the series.

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Adulthood basically comes down to a nightly decision: sleep or hobbies.

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I wonder how many people I've spoken to for the last time in my life.