Plato's Caveman

I dissent from life and am proud of it.
Not here to please everyone. Here to speak my mind.

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

I don't speak for everyone. I speak for myself.

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

.@POTUS @SecretaryPete @DOTMARAD If this administration is serious about its climate goals, you must stop the Sea Port Oil Terminal which would take us backwards

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

Holy shit its been a long time since I tweeted. What's up

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

@LPontheleft

[FBI @FBI]

Do you recognize this man who allegedly participated in the violence at the U.S. Capitol on January 6? Help the #FBI identify him by calling 1-800-225-5324 or visiting https://t.co/iL7sD5efWD to submit a tip. Remember to mention photo 487 in your tip.

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

Looking at the world today, how can you not be a little scared? A little anxious? A little frustrated? It's no wonder we all feel a weight on our shoulders. Not to mention all of our own personal problems.

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

Anyone else remember when it was a big deal to own a "flat screen TV?"

[🔮 queen of swords🌙 @wastelandxbaby]

When a woman feels uncomfortable, no one wants to take her seriously until it’s too late. & when you confront a woman in a position of power about what’s making you uncomfortable & they say “well what do you expect to happen when you wear tight yoga pants?” Disgusting.

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

@J_N_M_ Love it. Complete shithead behavior.

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

We found him... and it looks like he is a pharmacist for Walgreens.

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

#IPCCReport #stopline3 #CodeRedForHumanity @POTUS
Raising awareness, bumping the tags. Gotta do something about climate change or we're toast, boys!

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

There was a point where people on Tik Tok and the internet were freaking out about multiple mirrors in a room make paranormal things happen or smthn. My question is...what about those mirror mazes in fun houses? I've never once heard of a haunted fun house...

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

People in the 80s really snorted a lot of coke, went to the club, and boogied down to The motherfuckin Safety Dance. Wild times to say the least

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

Am I doomed to be gross today? So far I've sneezed all over myself and used the bathroom twice. Haven't even been up for three hours yet.

[FBI @FBI]

Help the #FBI find people who sparked violence at the U.S. Capitol on January 6. If you recognize the person in these photos, visit https://t.co/iL7sD5efWD. Refer to photo 335 in your tip.

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

Why is it that Dairy Queen's Blizzard/Milkshake machine works CONSISTENTLY, while McDonald's Flurry machine works maybe 50% of the time? 🤔

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

@wastelandxbaby Nope you're not alone

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

Anxiety has been a bitch lately.

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

Let's get rid of this whole "BC/AD" and "BCE/CE" stuff. We need a new reference for time. I say we are living in the fifth year AH - After Harambe

[Plato's Caveman @ThoughtfulJosh]

I am being inconvenienced to hell and back rn.