spooky wirt

they/them // Lover of bad media

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not me getting gender envy from christian borle in the mtv legally blonde pro shot 🙄

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@DragMeStephanie I love all the free grapes and berries they have too!!

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i’m going to take one step into the evanston century today and start sobbing

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@noah_lowenstein if we all believe hard enough maybe we can manifest it

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sorry mae martin and elliot page dating is the only thing i’ll be thinking about for the need few weeks 🥹

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@eleff just dudes being guys

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@eleff mae recently tagged a red carpet pic of them together t4t so maybe i’m just wishing lol

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listen!!! the pause in a parent’s sentence before they awkwardly refer to me w gender neutral language to their kids is what keeps me going in life!! we are not perfect but we try and try and try!!!!!

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@pencilscratchin @cactusboyband new york bagel in skokie is the best in the area 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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finding a new therapist sucks, but it’s also a good way to tighten up my stand up set

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teens who try to buy spray paint underage aren’t cool, you know who’s cool?? the 4-foot middle schooler buying 2 gallons of stage blood. THATS cool, folks.

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graham norton is my dad now

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

Graham Norton will always be famous.

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@The_Pete_Za mood right now

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sorry but charlieissocool like being trans is so fucking funny, i used to get so much gender envy from them in hs maybe my gender is just. not there.

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@vainglorious_pb genuinely feeling very *air horns* about that pic they posted tho 🥹

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@midnightoatmeal you look like the person who goes tree-to-tree to collect all the maple syrup

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@dropchrismurphy take my wife guy, please

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i love to leave little jewish fingerprints all over the signs i make for work ❤️❤️❤️

[robbie (he/him) 🍉 @feelterribleinc]

"im gay" "im straight" ok??? im miss sugarpink?? liquor liquor lips?? im gonna be your bubblegum bitch???

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i think i’m deranged

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men over 60 like me because i remind them of their schoolyard friend’s older brother, who was soft in a new and confusing way, who made them feel ashamed and excited all at once, and who left their small town the moment he turned 18 on the back of a mysterious man’s motercycle