Günther Von Krakenshlöng

Elon is a cunt.
Born to shit, forced to wipe.
(thr-axe-is) - Motowülfe | Coffee Addict | ACAB | TTG & TCG | Giant Robots | Anime & Tokusatsu | Dachshund Dad

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

Victory is your only payment when you're living out of spite.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@ColbyCovMMA Why do you suck so fucking bad?

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@ColbyCovMMA @ChaelSonnen @HulkHogan Fucking washed up cucks. Worst part is that you're a never-has-been. How many times you gonna tell your op that you "didn't mean it" at weigh-ins? Fucking pathetic.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

Seeing @elonmusk interact with Barron Trump gives off big-time paedo groomer vibes...

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

Somehow I'm not surprised that a MAGA thumper like @ScottBaio is a fucking paedophile predator. Shit never falls far from the asshole they are supporting.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@HYPNOtheJELLO Found you on r/mtg. Following because I love your style. ❤️

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@MATTZ1634 @NBCNews Your guy is a fucking proven and documented rapist. Sit down.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

After being a #SipClub memeber for more than 2 years, I am cancelling my @panerabread membership. After hearing that the minimum wage law affects all fast food workers except for Panera due to @CAgovernor havinh stakes in the company. @GavinNewsom is a piece of shit.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@FRONZ1LLA Big words from a paedo groomer.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

Joke is that it IS a @DoorDash employee.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

Hey @DoorDash, this one of your guys?

Grand Blanc, MI

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

I found out my husband has a burner zillow account used to verbally harass landlords with ridiculous rental prices & I just think thats hot

[NBC News @NBCNews]

David Letterman has a message for many NFL fans upset with all the attention Taylor Swift is getting for showing up to Kansas City Chiefs games to support Travis Kelce:

“This is such a lovely thing. Shut up!” https://t.co/MhCkte5m5v

[Valkysas 🇸🇩 @Valkysas]

Still need help on the bottom two, if you can.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@Ramiro235_ @emmadpartlow The god Ravnica needs.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@BudgetCommander @Noizemancer @UltimateGuard

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

Would be awesome if @wizards_magic could update their Companion app to link directly to Magic Story. The app needs more of a reason to use it. Getting notifications for a new story update and links in the app would be nice.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@Wizards_DnD @wizards_magic if you listen closely, at the stroke of midnight you can hear the collective dread that has afflicted those you laid off just before Christmas as it continues to haunt them into the new year.

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@TheGiggler412 @BurtReynoldzFFR @alsonamedjosh LDE energy is heavy. Not something to brag about.

[Sega-16.com (@sega-16.bsky.social) @Sega16]

No Street Fighter Alpha for you!

[Günther Von Krakenshlöng @Thracsis]

@ManaCurves @wizards_magic Blows my mind that so many people at the company lost their jobs, then they go and give non employees a bunch of expensive shit.