Three Blog Night

The strange, multilayered story of one guy who works in a used bookstore and, in his off hours, writes twelve different blogs. On WordPress. Book in progress.

[Three Blog Night @ThreeBlogNight]

B.L. Oger
(and yes, that's his real name)
(well, y'know, "real")
(given that it's a work of fiction, ha ha)
is the narrator & Blogger in Three Blog Night.

He works by day in a used bookstore, and in his spare time writes 12 blogs.

You've NEVER.

No, seriously. You never have.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I have been in the bed for 48 hours. No work, no people, just me and my flu and nonstop murder shows.

Any cold case detectives out there that need a consultant, I’m ready.

[Nonchalant Charlotte @jellybnbonanza]

Refresh my memory, is the Ninth Circle of Hell, toddlers or teenagers?

[Three Blog Night @ThreeBlogNight]

@mlzema Shoot, man, send 'em to me! That looks like a terrific haul!

[Three Blog Night @ThreeBlogNight]

If it was YOU running twelve blogs simultaneously, would you take deliberate steps to create a social life amid the chaos of blogging? This, you see, is B.L. Oger's dilemma. How important *is* a social life, anyway? After all, he's got thousands of people reading his blogs...

[Three Blog Night @ThreeBlogNight]

The problem with B.L. Oger--if you want to call it a problem--is a kind of disordered ambition. He's running twelve blogs all at the same time and keeping them stocked with original content. Which leaves no time for a life. Well, depending what you mean by the word 'life'.

[Three Blog Night @ThreeBlogNight]

@AgathaChocolats There are no six-word stories.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

Does Yankee Candle make a carmelized onion scent?

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

Apparently on the set of Downton Abbey, Maggie Smith would hold up her cane when someone approached her and said, "That's close enough," and where can I get a cane?

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

I am going to get mugged someday because I constantly walk through sketchy alley ways to avoid people I know.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

Coworker: thank you so much for your help on that project!
Me: oh, my pleasure!
Narrator of my life: it was not her pleasure. She is a liar.

[Benny 'The Pole' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I don't know who needs to hear this but your personalized license plates aren't as cool and clever as you think they are.

[Desi Kadyova | Travel Blogger @DesiKadyova]

This map 😆 Are you in the potato territory or the tomato one 🍅 🥔

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

Fiancé: you can’t know if you said the right thing or the wrong thing.
Me: I KNOW! that’s why it’s impossible to talk to anyone about anything all the time ever.

[Three Blog Night @ThreeBlogNight]

Does B.L. Oger know anything you don't? Sure.

He knows the value of a dollar. In 1879. Looked it up last week.

He knows when to speak, and when to remain silent. A hard-won achievement. He's got a few scars.

Finally, he knows 12 different blogs' worth of general stuff.

Whoah.