Eric Shinn

Life is simple yet complicated.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Dr Hook

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@johnrich Liberal Logic.

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@andyhat54 Cleavage so deep it could teach philosophy.

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@RealBababanaras Temu radar.

[Paratrooper Brady @paratroopbrady]

I pissed a bunch of liberals off with this post. 🤣🤣🤣

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@Avabelly__ She should at least be wearing closed face shoes.

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@AlixG_2 Your cleavage is so deep it could teach philosophy. 😃

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@KatiePavlich Everybody knows Waffle House has the best food post stroke. 😃

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@jimmyfailla Her handlers found a more palatable explanation of events. If she was SO concerned, there would have been a presidential motorcade hauling ass to a hospital.

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Maxine Waters looks like if vaginal dryness had a face!

[Karen Bass @KarenBassLA]

It is an incredible honor to receive an endorsement from Congresswoman Maxine Waters.

She has been one of the most powerful voices in Washington as Ranking Member of the House Financial Services Committee, opening the doors of banking and finance to Black and Brown communities who were locked out for generations.

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@Emilyaustin @nataly_austin Momshell. 😃

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@PaulDMauro His face looks like a wrinkled scrotum.

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If I had a horse in the Kentucky Derby, I’d name it, “My Face.”
When the horses are running down the homestretch, everyone would be screaming,

"Come on my face."

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It's the first in his life Brian is running.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Brian is now actually running with the journalists are victims of gun violence.

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If vaginal dryness had a face.

[FAN TRUMP ARMY @TRUMP_ARMY_]

JAW-DROPPING EXPOSÉ: Rep. Maxine Waters earns a $175K yearly salary yet lives in a $4.6M mansion, boasts an estimated $5.3M net worth, and has funneled over $1M in campaign payments to her daughter over the years. U.S. citizens are now demanding a full audit of her bank accounts.

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If the hair around your butthole can thrive in a challenging environment, so can you.

Don’t give up!

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Procrastination is like masturbation. You end up screwing yourself.

[The Fabulous @GetTheFabulous]

Gentle reminder that chronic procrastination and task paralysis are not normal.

If you’re struggling, try The Fabulous. It’s created by Duke neuroscientist and proven to work.

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An ER nurse warning us NOT to place mentos and diet coke into your butt as one of her patients did.

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Just got gas for my car.

There's a warning label on the gas nozzle NOT to place it in your rectum.

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@dagenmcdowell "Maggots in fecal matter" would also make for a great band name.