Aidan Steele-Norton

Im not a role model, Im a jeans model.

[Aidan Steele-Norton @Thundermonky20]

@DrEvilGritty Carter Hart needs to start thinking with his head. The other one….

[Aidan Steele-Norton @Thundermonky20]

@barstoolsports You’re gonna find a lot of that when you’re tracking college girls….

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@400aybo Probably for teething. A thimble of crème de menth is common

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I can’t be the only one that sees this, right?

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@jrhall77 @ianmiles Nooooo because HE sounds like Don Draper and has a hot choker under that skirt

[Aidan Steele-Norton @Thundermonky20]

Everyone thinks that at a certain age bird watching becomes exciting. But have you ever watched the waste management department drop off a brand new recycling dumpster to your complex?!?

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@libbyemmons Waaaait a minute……then…..what about chocolate milk?!?

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@only27outs @BenFrankzyn @bennyjohnson Probably just bought more

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@ElsaRamonOnAir @libsoftiktok Don’t co-sign that crap. It’s called a clock. Being on time is one of the easiest parts of any job

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Oh don’t worry, @PatrickMahomes has all of halftime for that shot to kick in.

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Not sure what’s more delusional, #BrittneyGriner getting Arizonan of the Year or @Caitlyn_Jenner getting Woman of the year

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If Justin Herbert didn’t make it to the @NFL he’d be shredding the gnar with some rollerblades beating up skateboarders.

[Aidan Steele-Norton @Thundermonky20]

@yosephlenyon I knew I could count on you

[Aidan Steele-Norton @Thundermonky20]

I went to a private school til 9th grade where one Friday a month it was “tag day” where you paid $2 to wear whatever you want instead of khakis and a collard shirt. Add $1 and you could wear a hat. We paid to dress up like we went to public school. Where did that money go?

[Aidan Steele-Norton @Thundermonky20]

Griner is stuck in Russia because the Russians want to convince the Americans that they found #bigfoot before we did @CurseOfOak

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Don’t let me down bro @markmessier

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The people that are complaining about it snowing in March are the same people complaining about gas prices knowing damn well you have to pay for it regardless of price. Shut the fuck up

[Bold American @boldamericanpod]

A major in the Russian army was captured by the Ukrainian military and seems like he’s straight up not having a good time
https://t.co/NKoAn051nX

[Aidan Steele-Norton @Thundermonky20]

@DrEvilGritty #3 shouldn’t have even been tweeted in this tweet. #3 should have always been