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Blame society ❗

#GGMU

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Forward ever

[Nana Akwa @akwa_nana]

No time to waste..

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

i miss when women made me nervous now they just piss me the fuck off.

[Reginald @ginald87]

Why would I be mad at a guy for cracking my girl if she's letting him.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Tunataka kujua kama Gachau ako fiti ndio we apply Mens number 1 humour rule which states that, once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a dark joke.

[𝓢aint 𝓽he 𝓛ast 𝓢quirt 𝓑ender🇦🇷🇪🇸 @_poeticsaint]

When you’re with the right woman you’ll know that ejaculation and orgasm are two different things

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

This year just pay rent and food . Dnt try many things.

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Ukishaanza kupewa remote ya TV kwa locals,You need to change your ways😂

[yip @yipfella]

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

[🇪🇸 @Ninah_2_5]

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

[Makau @thelowkeyLebron]

Utavunja bulb na whips !

[Limo @Limorio_]

What a time to be an adult.

[𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐄 @stillthatabee]

What if plants are actually farming us? Giving us food and oxygen until we d!e then they eat us as manure? 😳

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

If I stay home, I overthink.

If I go out, overspend.

[Limo @Limorio_]

You always think you know reggae music until you go for a reggae night, watu wanaimba word for word wewe unaingia shazam.

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

I like smoking by myself so I can replay 1 song 45 times with no complaints

[Kiah💦 @Miss_Kiah]

Siku hizi ukitembelewa Na dem wa Jehova witness mwambie aingie akuhubirie mkiwa ndani and thank me later

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When you just came back from cheating and your girl wants you to smash

[99 @notokiki]

i don’t want to hinder any girl’s potential by telling her to be patient with me to get rich and all, bro if you leave me cause i’m broke, i swear that’s a valid reason.

[𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 #rodriballondor @rayansdiary]

men want one thing and it's not sex, it's to watch arsenal bottle every trophy known to mankind....