Holy Moly Guacamole

“Die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.” #FirearmInstructor #Catch22 #MimosaCity #TimelessEvents #BlackTechTwitter #ΩψΦ

[Holy Moly Guacamole @TiMTaughtYoU]

All these protective styles with no hair to protect.... https://t.co/wJrI8bJX9t

[maiya. @maiyaaaaaaa__]

all these durags, not enough waves

[⁶𓅓 @pIottw1st]

Drake made Burning Bridges hit way harder with the music video😭

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

A former Marine fought off several armed teen suspects while he was working on his truck in Oxon Hill, Maryland 🔥

The man— ID’d as Jheyco Borda— was working on his truck near Oxon Hill High School just after 4pm when four teenagers approached him, pointing a handgun at him and demanding his property.

Being able to distract the gunman, Borda fought to disarm the teen. During the struggle, a single gunshot was fired. (nobody was struck) Borda’s brother jumped in to the fight, and the two brothers pinned down all four on the pavement until Prince George’s County Police arrived.

All four suspects were taken into custody, while the brothers are being praised for their bravery and hand-to-hand combat skills. 👏

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

But…the media told me….

[Holy Moly Guacamole @TiMTaughtYoU]

Shut up bitch.

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

One quarter into the NBA Finals, Jalen Brunson is affirming the concerns people have about small guards being able to win it all.

The closer you get. The more physical it gets. So far, Brunson’s body is betraying him.

[Holy Moly Guacamole @TiMTaughtYoU]

Who is her manager?

[Stallion Stats @MegansStats]

Megan Thee Stallion previews a new track on Instagram!

[Matewos 🦅 @FaroreMatt]

AJ Brown to Haason Reddick after finding out they were fucking with the same masseuse 😭

[Unique Movie Moments 🐬 @uniquemoviemom]

Craig should have won an Academy Award for this scene, the seriousness on his face alone 😂

This was emotional intelligence at his peak, the boucer listened to her complaints, then he disarmed her by agreeing, won sympathy by being honest and emotionally vulnerable, showed that he and others are also negatively affected by the rules too.

[Drake @SecondLifeDrake]

SHABANG

[Holy Moly Guacamole @TiMTaughtYoU]

Whoever Janice was, she was talking a lot.

[Stef. | Creative Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

If AP call it an AP, imma call it an AP.

[🎵 🎼 🎶 @momentindex]

Charles Hamilton might be the biggest “what if” of the blog era.

“Brooklyn Girls” sounded like he was next

then one moment went viral…

and everything changed.

[bonita lo thee oracle @TheDivineBruxa]

The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

[Holy Moly Guacamole @TiMTaughtYoU]

Sigh.

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Woman claims Megan Thee Stallion made Klay Thompson famous on a global scale and that nobody really knew about him before they started dating. 👀

[JBTV Community @JBTVCommunity]

Top 3 JBP moment 😂

[Philadelphia Eagles Central @pheaglescentral]

The #Eagles are signing Alabama linebacker Deontae Lawson as an UDFA, per @JFowlerESPN.

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

“Yeah but what did she do to make him cheat?”

[Word On The Birds @WordOnTheBirds]

Your newest Eagles Tight End 👀