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I'm actually pretty mean, but people think I'm kidding so it's okay.

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It’s sad that Twitter was once a place where people could share in misery together and post funny memes but has turned into a place where people bash their freedoms and complain about issues that they put exactly zero effort into attempting to solve

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College really made me go from:

“how good do I have to do on the final to get an A”

to

“how bad can I do on the final and still pass”

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day 472863 of quarantine: the only thing that brings me joy is online shopping #ripmybankaccount

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ANOTHER BATHROOM STORY: working at a different place, I forgot to lock the door of a single person bathroom and a customer walked in, laughed, and said that she just needed to wash her hands and talked to me as she washed her hands and I sat there mortified

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to anyone who hasn’t worked with the general public and wants to know what it’s like: I was in the bathroom at work today and a lady knocks on my stall door to let me know that the owners need to fix the toilet seat in the handicap stall

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The excitement I had from buying a printer the other day has made me think that I’ve officially hit “adult status”

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@kaymiquel @Hanaddo1 😂 he really does

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I’ve been dying at this https://t.co/zuuwr8lk5d

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*me being over dramatic as usual* “ugh I’m fat, I’m pale, and I’m ugly”
@dwiseman112: “you’re not fat”

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@macy_goins One time I forgot to lock the door and a lady walked in and said “oh sorry I just need to wash my hands” and STAYED IN THERE talking to me while I just sat there mortified

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Me: look at this mosquito bite, don’t touch it though
Drake: *immediately touches it*
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[Basement 8 @jblackman86]

Officer: “You were swerving quite a bit back there”

Me: “Sorry officer, Mambo No. 5 came on”

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@dwiseman112 I rest my case

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@dwiseman112 Yeah and if you start you’ll lose about 135 pounds

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Knew for sure my 4yo niece was related to me when she was praying over our food and said “thank you for salt, thank you for butter”

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“I can’t eat chicken from restaurants. I’m used to dry chicken, so moist chicken tastes slimy to me” @devenvinsonnn

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Someone tell me how I was looking up hotel info for Virginia Beach on my laptop and now ads for it are popping up on my phone 🤔

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@JackieRolfe You’re disgusting

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@dwiseman112 Still counts

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Drake just asked me to open something for him, how the tables have turned 💪🏻