Drake H. Wiseman

offensive. sarcastic. memes. I lift heavy shit. capitalism

[Drake H. Wiseman @dwiseman112]

Carbondale survived the eclipse, syllabus week, John cena, and solar bear. Kim jong un is going to need more than some shitty nukes

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@Tia_Marie_99 Or ugly

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I saw two bald eagles today. How did you America today? #flagday

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If you thought Dongola was a backwater town, I just saw a post office that was also the gas station that was also a Dairy Queen

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We need the Tennessee/ Virginia gas prices #illinoissucksass

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* @Tia_Marie_99 has crumbs on her shirt from chips*
Me: you’re looking Crumby tonight babe

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A big fat F for all the guys sending their girls selfies and then her reply is “why’d you use the girl filter” when they didn’t

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@Tia_Marie_99 Sadly this is the food at home

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@Tia_Marie_99 when I ask if she wants to go to the gym with me

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@Tia_Marie_99 We have food at home

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@Tia_Marie_99 The diet plan I need

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I’m about to pick up smoking so I can have a 15 minute break every hour

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@Tia_Marie_99 The government

[🐍 @BASEDSAVAGE_]

Niggas be in college for 4 years to become a bartender

[An @anval8]

i had to go to school to become a CNA, get so many hours worth of clinical time, AND pass the certification exam just so i can get paid $11.75/hr working 12 hr shifts & now ur telling me fast food workers are gonna be making more $$$ than me???

[Tandoori Papi @seangovind]

Jussie Smollett be like

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@Tia_Marie_99 Touché

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I saw three people working at a dollar general today. Isn’t that how Armageddon starts?

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You don’t have an accent until you’re drunk